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Graham
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Graham
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I just thought of this because I spent 20 seconds of my life moving my ears to make my glasses drop off mai face.. WINZ00rrR!1!!111!

Do I really need to ask the question? Look at the title yoo bimbos.

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Graham
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I can make like 10 distinct sounds with my tongue varying from clicking to sounding like a drowning duck/gorilla.

i can also read without reding a word and then i know the readed word


Amazing. So you automatically know all books before opening them?

I can wake everyone up in the middle of the night while I'm still sleeping.


First time i read this i thought it was mysterious and funny. Then i realized it's snoring. xS

I can put my legs behind my neck.


so cani!

I used to be able to put both legs behind my head and walk on my hands... that was before puberty.
MrAutomatic
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I'm good at throwing furniture, but that doesn't have as many applications as you think.

Google567
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Farmer

Are you good at bouncing quarters off a girls butt?
Pimps are good at this.

knight_34
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so cani!





I used to be able to put both legs behind my head and walk on my hands... that was before puberty.


Lol. You are probably to heavy to do that now, eh?

I have can effectively annoy and harass a person through intense and swift verbal assaults.


I can also open my mouth really, really big. Big enough to put a whole muffin inside.


Haha. As I child I used to have an abnormally large appetite. As an eight year old I ate five big plates of food at a buffet. Don't remember how much ice cream I ate, nor the amount of fluids I took.
loloynage2
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i can also guess the right lyrics of a song that i never heard before

Graham
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Lol. You are probably to heavy to do that now, eh?


Nu... *hurt*

when males purbertize they get less flexible and more muscle tone.
Google567
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Farmer

Ft has the skills to be almost no.1 on all sites hes a part of.

knight_34
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when males purbertize they get less flexible and more muscle tone.


Yeah. I'd do it, but it hurts.


Ft has the skills to be almost no.1 on all sites hes a part of.


Zega has the skill to be overtaken by Ernie, who has the skill to overtake FT in the future.

I also have the skill of eating pie. And I will do so right now.
Pois0nArr0w
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I have the skill of driving without a permit(I get mine next month :P). But like, in public streets. Sure glad there weren't any cops on our street just now...

knight_34
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My cousin had that skill, when he was twelve or thirteen.

Krizaz
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the Skill of Standing up while on a moving Mountain Bike, I make it lok easy, but it's harder than it looks.

Super Easy: Biking in General
Easy: No handing w/ no peddling.
Moderate: No Handing while peddling
Hard: Standing w/ no peddling
Literally Impossible: Peddling and standing up.

Pois0nArr0w
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just learn to ride a unicycle :/

WexMajor82
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I can drive my bike, in city, at an average speed of 42.5 MPH.
Any time of the day or the night.

XVERB
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XVERB
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I CAN UNICYCLE TOO. it is hard to go down hills tho. you have to lean back and then you almost fall...

i can also juggle 3 tennis balls. i tried to make it sound as not perverted as possible.

i can twirl a pencil around my thumb three times in a row.

i have an outstanding eye for 4 leaf clovers. i have been known to find more than 10 in one day.

i am decent at making paper footballs.

i have the ability to ask up to 19 dumb questions during one class period.

i can do a one handed hand stand for a longer time than most people can.

i can spot a VW from up to 300 feet away and punch someone.

and last but not least i can manage to make myself look like a fool more than 5 times a week during school

Ernie15
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i can spot a VW from up to 300 feet away and punch someone.


I can spot one from at least 400. Therefore, I win in that field.
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