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cobrakarate
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i love my microwave it cooks delicous treats quicker than any stupid fucking oven does!
Who here loves microwaves?!

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cobrakarate
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OMG this is soooooooooooooooooooo gonna get locked but if it doesn't say what you're microwave is great for!

delossantosj
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delossantosj
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i like my microwave casue it gave me testicular cancer in which i can hippity hop on my huge balls and smoke pot

Somers
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most win south park episode ever


agreed

I like the oven. it cooks and tastes better.
knight_34
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Yeah, microwaves are good and you can make good meals with them as opposed to simply heating stuff, but I enjoy the use of kitchen stoves and ovens somewhat more.

Graham
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my microwave malfunctions when i put 200 seconds in; it only goes 120 seconds.

other than that, <3 <3 <3....

knight_34
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You have a horrible microwave.

Microwave <3

Oven <3 <3

Graham
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Oven <3 <3


Oh no yoo di'int.

the oven isn't as high tech as the microwave, it just heats itself up and then eventually goes berserk and kills everyone slowly by heatstroke. Microwave simply is a suicide bomber, so it's quick and painful.

microwave <3 <3 <3.
miguelin11
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The godly powers of the oven toaster turns everything to a crisp.

Zega
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Zega
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Peasant

I prefer cooking over microwaving, but for the sake of the OP...

Microwave <3

dimismx
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dimismx
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Microwaves are cool.They make your life easier.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i like both of them. oven and microwave are yousefull cus you cant kook or bake some meals in a microwave but the microwave is faster.

Ernie15
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Bard

I like the oven, because you can bake cookies and brownies in it, and you can put metal in it and it doesn't break.

loloynage2
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sorry i rather live and not get cancer, so i go for oven

oven also cook better anyways

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