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Krizaz

2,399 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 12:20am UTC

Yo' mamma so fat she shamed you of making this thread, then ate your armatar.

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emmalouc1

516 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 12:50am UTC

Yo momma's so stupid she needs to look up how to spell the words "a" and "I."

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Rangersoul5

186 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 12:57am UTC

Yo mommas so old that when you squeeze her tettys cream cheese comes out.

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Krizaz

2,399 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 1:32am UTC

Yo mommas so black when she got in my car people thought I had titned windows

Yo Momma jokes not racist jokes.

Yo Mamma so fat she tried eating the US but it wouldn't fit

Get it, because the USA is F.atS.A.

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devos12

1,352 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 1:36am UTC

yo mamma so dirty that she repels soap.

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Haku1234567890

1,720 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 1:22pm UTC

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!

Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!

Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!

Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!

Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!

Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!

Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!

Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!\r\n\r\nYo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!\r\n\r\nYo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!\r\n\r\nYo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket! \r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!\r\n\r\nYo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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xAyjAy

4,710 posts

Blacksmith

Posted April 21, '10 5:52pm UTC

after a while its not funny to read these jokes.

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Highfire

3,025 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 6:33pm UTC

Wow, how badly you must've been raised to think mom-jokes are good.

That is true / half-true / a joke.

Yes, if you think mom-jokes should be used and are funny when used, you are indeed, an idiot.

Fight logically - that "joke" I just made was both true and funny (for the right people), and no one can really make a proper comeback to such a comment with using logic, unless ofcourse they were joking X)

- H

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hiyacherry

426 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 8:06pm UTC

Yo mommas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

yo mommas so fat a car had swerve to avoid her and ran out of gas.

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iamnotironman

1,287 posts

Nomad

Posted April 21, '10 11:15pm UTC

Yo mama so old she sat next to Jesus in Kindergarten.

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Fact

188 posts

Nomad

Posted April 25, '10 8:25pm UTC

Yo Momma's so fat she can't see her feet!

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aknerd

1,416 posts

Peasant

Posted April 25, '10 8:40pm UTC

Your mother is so fat that she has an increased risk for cardiovascular disease.

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hidude1212

336 posts

Nomad

Posted April 29, '10 12:51am UTC

haku spammed only one joke at a time fools

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hidude1212

336 posts

Nomad

Posted April 29, '10 1:00am UTC

MODS LOCK THIS I FAIL LOCK IT MODS

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midgetman

36 posts

Nomad

Posted April 29, '10 2:23am UTC

ur momma so old her birth certificate says expired

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