You are a civilian of the town of PIXILIA, a computer world. You can form minior weaponory with your arm, and you have tools that can form into maney shapes. Your job effects what tool you have. One day, you are preforming your duties when you are attacked by.... UNORIGINALITY! There are so maney zombie RPGs on the web that they threaten your existance, taking form of the unoriginal zombies and attacking your once fair city!
This is a half-joke testimite to the unoriginality of zombie rpgs, and shall be a standard one. I shall give you the sinario and you creat the reaction
Name : Bob Cavenall Occupation : Not really any. But has taken survival class and combat techniques. Gender : Male Age : 36 ---------------
The cop is sobered up by your frantic behavior and pulls out his tazor while the green man is distracted with your attack. The tazor seems to have little effect, and the green man comes at you as strong as ever. The cop takes out his gun and shoots the green man several times, probably more then nesisary. Your buetifull can and bannana peel are gone and you lost your lovly sandwitch in the hustle. The cop drives away in feer. What do you do?
Name: J the wizard Occupation: a magic entertainer, can use magic Gender: female Age: unknown, looks like 20 ----------------------------
You had just finished your show, when several fans come back stage to see you. They compliment you on doing a good job, when the dog owned by one of them, having strange green fur, suddenly bites at its owners leg. He throws it off yelling "Bad dog!" and it hits you, knocking you down. It then runs off you to bite the second fan. He then turns his wallet into a leash and takes the dog home apologizing, when several more dogs of the same green color come charging out of the nearby dog park and attacking your bleachers and the people in them. What do you do?
Name: Cactora Ros-e Occupation: cactus farmer, can transform in a cactus, can attack with spiked arms and can shoot spikes Gender: female Age: 26 -------------
You just finished the day taking care of your cacti, witch truthfully required little work. You live on a somewhat secluded farm, so you are surprised to see that several people are walking on the road near your house. When you ask them what they are doing, the respond "Running!" and turn away continuing on the trail. About midday the people stop coming, and you see some green men in the distance. What do you do?
Totally trip out and start smashing them like I haven't got anything to lose. I'll just make them look like weeds in my beautiful flower garden of fly traps.
You just finished shining your diploma, when your neighbor's three year old son comes in and asks for help. "I haven't been feeling well mister. I was bitten by a weird cat and now I feel bad and want to bite things. You graduated from collage, so I thought you could help me". Thinking he had rabies, you check the bite mark. To your surprise it suddenly turns green and quickly spreads. The little kid makes a deep moaning noise and changes your diploma to a board with a nail in it and attacks you. What do you do?
Name: Yellow the Green Red Purple Occupation: Colorful person of colors. And killing. Gender: Blue Age: Orang ------------------
You succeed in beating the snot out of the green men, all of them, as they seem to have slow reflexes. A cop comes by, and thinking you are beating up plants, asks you a few questions... " Can you pee in this cup sir?" was the main one. He brings the cup into his car and comes out a few minutes later. "Well your not on drugs, but that's the first time I have seen rainbow pee... I may have to search your house...". He then brings a dog from his car and it starts sniffing around your house. You hear more moaning sounds and two of the green men start getting up. What do you do?
Name: Cactora Ros-e Occupation: cactus farmer, can transform in a cactus, can attack with spiked arms and can shoot spikes Gender: female Age: 26
i get angry because more people going to my private cactus farm. i yell: get off of my farm. i concentrate to let all my cactuses shoot flamming spikes on the green peoples (and my farm is very big!).
