Your mother is so fat that her BMI is hardly optimal. Various docters have recommended that she change her life style, for she has a high risk of cardiovascular disease.
Your mother is so stupid, she was allowed to compete in the special olypics. She actually peformed quite well, and everyone was proud of her for overcoming adversity.
She is also promiscuous, and allegedly has various STDs, for which she is getting treatment. But she still has breakouts ever now and then.
Yo momma like a brick she's flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans. OH YEAH WHAT'S UP NOW SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!