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coldplaya
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Ill start this one off with a bang!

Yo Mama so stupid she heard on the news that a Brazilian man died she asked how many is a Brazilian

Tell me your Sweet, Sweet material!

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coldplaya
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coldplaya
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You may need 2 add explanation for noobs that cant read yo mama
jokes.

samy
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Yo mama so stupid she laughed at the first joke.

Oh snap.

Snake211
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Snake211
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Yo Mama so fat when there was a commercial, wen she got there the T.V show was over

samy
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samy
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Yo mama so stupid she made up the other peoples jokes.

Oh snap.

emmalouc1
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emmalouc1
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Yo mama's so ugly cuz when she went to Mcdonald's, she made a HAPPY MEAL cry.

leo99rules
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Yo daddy so...*everyone stares at me* What!? Fine I'll take my jokes else where.

Yo mama so stupid when she was at the beach swimming and it started raining she got out so she didn't get wet.

Yo mama so stupid she says "Oh snap."

Yo mama so stupid she makes yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw that 50% percent of car crashes occur around the house...SHE MOVED.

Yo mama so stupid she's BLONDE

Yo mama so fat her weight was her telephone number

Yo mama so stupid she wanted to change her name to "Amanda Kiss'n'hug"

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Joshman1444
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Yo Mamas like a brick, shes flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans.

aknerd
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aknerd
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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is hardly optimal. Various docters have recommended that she change her life style, for she has a high risk of cardiovascular disease.

Your mother is so stupid, she was allowed to compete in the special olypics. She actually peformed quite well, and everyone was proud of her for overcoming adversity.

She is also promiscuous, and allegedly has various STDs, for which she is getting treatment. But she still has breakouts ever now and then.

coldplaya
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Good jokes ppl but we will need more to get this topic off the grround. TELL YOU FRIENDS!!!!!

kirby1243
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Yo momma so fat, she walked out with high heels and struck oil.

Bartemis
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Bartemis
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Yo momma like a brick she's flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.
OH YEAH WHAT'S UP NOW SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xandrow
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Xandrow
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Yo momma is like Mario, she jumps for coins

Rangersoul5
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[QUOTE]Yo momma like a brick she's flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans.[QUOTE]

Fuck you, oh yeah and that's how you were born.

Yo mommas so fat Dora couldn't explore her.

CubeAddict420
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Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, then she gets laid in the closet.

chily
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chily
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Shepherd

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued...

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