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thoadthetoad
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You know what I just plain can't wait for? I can't wait to be old enough to where I have kids/grandkids, and can still talk about our internet and computers as if they were as primitive as gray televisions? I'd just like 1 format to be in place:
-Why you're giving the speech
-The speech

Now I really REALLY want to stress that you're old here. Enough to a point where our current tech and hip-ness is primitive, but not quite old to a point where your kid is like: "Son, don't talk to grandpa his mind is uh... gone".

Anyway:
KIDS BEING ANNOYED ABOUT THEIR CURRENT TECH.
You know, boyo? You know what I did when I was little and decided not to play with my &quotrimitive" windows VISTA? I decided I'd do what my grandpa did. I sat in a field. I sat in a field and pondered what I'd do. Maybe I'd think of the meaning of life? Maybe I'd decide to run around in circles until I passed out from dizzyness.... but no. I sat there. But it wasn't just me you know. I had a stick. A STICK. And you know what I DID with that stick?
I dug a hole.
So you should not worry.

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kirby1243
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There are many things wroung with this generation of kids. I am 15 and i know this too. All kids do is trust in technology to do all their work. I'd would really like to see kids these days work one HARD day in their life to know what it really was like back in the 20th centuary

AcvilaRomana
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"Dear kid, Kill all the presidents in the world. get a cure for cancer (lol) and treat nervosity(funny term right?).Then make my country the greatest then destroy it..just for fun. Then look at the windows and at the walls and redecorate the house. get it ? No? get a memory cure! " Why would i say this? because i'm bored ! And for the fun!

knight_34
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Farmer

"Kid, you look at the wall of text above me? That is the work of a spammer! Back in my day, those pests used to swarm the Internet and bog it down with all sorts of rubbish. Then they all died."

delossantosj
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well if i find out my son has just had sex and he was hiding it. ill suprise him and be like " HAHAHA nice...." and ill high five him

knight_34
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Farmer

That is not a speech! Hahaha.

delossantosj
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it is cause usually parents give there kids the "condom talk" and stuff. hell no i wont ill be like "good job son youve made me proud.

of course if he getsa girl pregnant ill punch his face in for being an idiot

knight_34
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Lol.

"Son, I am ashamed of your stupidity. You've gotten a girl pregnant. Back in my day, oh wait. Well anyway, GTFO of this house NOW!"

delossantosj
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Well anyway, GTFO of this house NOW!"


lol ya pretty much thats how its gunna go
chily
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chily
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Shepherd

Dont do drugs children because there arent enough for everybody!!!1

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