A Horse with No Name--America: On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life. There were plants and birds. and rocks and things, There was sand and hills and rings. The first thing I met, was a fly with a buzz, And the sky, with no clouds. The heat was hot, and the ground was dry, But the air was full of sound. lmfao XD
I Am The Walrus--The Beatles: I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly, I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob
Mr. City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying
Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob
Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob G-goo goo g' joob
Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide, I'm crying
Climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe lol so freakin epic
Just so you know it doesnt have to be the whole song.
yeah, sorry... I didn't use the whole thing on A Horse with No Name because it was just that segment that I thought was funny, but I think the entire I Am the Walrus is hilarious. sorry again for my massive post...
"Breadfan" by Budgie Breadfan Open up your mind Open up your purse Never, never, never gonna lose it
Breadfan Take it all away Never give an inch Gotta make a mint Gotta make a million
Breadfan You got it wrong Some long time friend's gonna lose it In the end who's a fool
Seagull Give it all away Stay a bird Stay a man Stay a ghost Stay what you wanna be
"Queen Bitch" by David Bowie She's an old-time ambassador Of sweet talking, night walking games And she's known in the darkest clubs For pushing ahead of the dames If she says she can do it Then she can do it, she don't make false claims But she's a Queen, and such are queens That your laughter is sucked in their brains Now she's leading him on And she'll lay him right down But it could have been me Yes, it could have been me Why didn't I say, why didn't I say, no, no, no
She's so swishy in her satin and tat In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat Oh God, I could do better than that
Just a couple I thought of off the top of my head.
Also i nearly forgot Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert: "His fist is big but my guns bigger he'll find out when i pull the trigger" Such a kick-ass tune i love that song.
right round by flo rida and kesha because it is really good
(Flo Rida) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (Ke$ha) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down
(Flo Rida) Hey Walk out my house with my swagger Hop in that with dough, I got places to go! People to see, time is precious I looked at my cotty, are ya outta control
Just like my mind where Iâm going No women, no shawties, no nothin but clothes No stoppin now, my Pirellis on role I like my jewelry, thatâs always on whoa
I know the storm is comin my pockets keep tellin me itâs gonna shower Call up my homies it's all Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin itâs platinum patron that be ours Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers Girl you drink with all that goodie power
(Flo Rida) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (Ke$ha) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down
(Flo Rida) From the top of the pole I watch her go [down] She got me throwin my money a[round] Ainât nothin more beautiful to be [found] Itâs goin down down. From the top of the pole I watch her go [down] She got me throwin my money [around] Ainât nothin more beautiful to be [found] Itâs goin down down
(Flo Rida) Hey Shawty must know i'm the man My money love her like a numba one fan Donât look at my mouth, let her talk to my fans My Benjamin Frank-a-lins A couple of grands, I got rubber bands My paper planes makin a dance Get dirty all night, thatâs part of my plan We building castles thatâs made out of sand Sheâs amazing, the fire blazing Hotter than Cajun Girl wonât you move a lil closer? Time to get paid, itâs maximum wage That body belong on a poster Iâm in a daze, that bottom is wavinâ at me Like da** it, I know you You wanna shoot like a gun out of holster Tell me whatever and Iâll be your roper
(Flo Rida) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (Ke$ha) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down
(Flo Rida) From the top of the pole I watch her go [down] She got me throwin my money [around Ainât nothin more beautiful to be [found] Itâs goin down down From the top of the pole I watch her go [down] She got me throwin my money a[round] Ainât nothin more beautiful to be [found] Itâs goin down down
(Flo Rida) Iâm spendin my money Iâm out of control Somebody help me Sheâs takin my bank roll. But Iâm king of the club And Iâm wearin the crown Poppin these bottles Touching these models Watchin they a**es go down down down down, down down [this line x4]
(Flo Rida) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (Ke$ha) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (Flo Rida) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down (x2) (Ke$ha) You spin my head right round, right round When you go down, when you go down down
There is no shore without an ocean Ask anyone who knows There is no love without devotion Ask anyone who knows
A dream will stray, lose its way If it can't come true Night and day all my dreams Are so dependent on you
A sigh can mean a sweet beginning Ask anyone who knows It's love that keeps the whole world spinning And heaven only knows
I have no heart when we're apart It leaves me when you go And darling if you don't believe me Ask anyone who knows
(Spoken) A sigh can mean a sweet beginning, Honey Ask anyone who knows You see, it's love and love alone that keeps the whole world spinning And heaven only knows
(Sung) I have no heart when we're apart It leaves me when you go And darling if you don't believe me Ask anyone who knows
Super Theory of Super Everything - Gogol Bordello First time I had read the bible it had struck me as unwitty I think maybe it started rumor that the Lord ain't got no humor
