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delossantosj
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so today i was chillen with my girl and because she wants to keep her virginity and stuff for a while longer, she starts giving me a hand job right?

and i gotta say i was taking FOREVER to finish. was it jsut cause it was her hand or do i got that delayed ejaculation thing

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Joshman1444
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Congratulations.
What is the point

Graham
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You're not sexually attracted to her.

thepossum
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This sight is PG-13. Don't post stuff like this. Really. And your profile says you're fifteen. So now you're breaking the law. C'mon man, think these things through.

delossantosj
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You're not sexually attracted to her.


thats deffinatly not it XD
EnterOrion
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Yeah, this might not be the best place to ask that kind of stuff . . .

*ahem*

You probably go a little faster than she went. Nuff said.

Of what Graham said.

Joshman1444
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It is funny you see?

delossantosj
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You probably go a little faster than she went. Nuff said.


what lol she took my pants off.
thepossum
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This is getting out of hand.*LOL little joke* This thread is totally inappropriate. I've already contacted a mod so I suggest everyone just leave this thread alone.

delossantosj
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This is getting out of hand


nice pwn
delossantosj
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and hey i looked at the rules and guidelines and it doesnt say anything about me not being able to ask about my own biology

knight_34
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ATTENTION!

This is rather inappropriate sexual material to be honest. Yes this is biology, but it is still rather risque and inappropriate considering. This site has a very high standard, and I do not want to see it lowered.

This is getting out of hand.*LOL little joke*


and i gotta say i was taking FOREVER to finish. was it jsut cause it was her hand or do i got that delayed ejaculation thing


This is probably something you will need to ask someone else about. No, do not ask 12-17 year old people on a gaming website.



Pun.
Kyouzou
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Lol knight you just insulted those of us that do have girlfriends other than the all favorable right hand (or left for those dear old lefties) But yeah Santos I gotta agree a .... is definitely not PG-13 and shouldn't be talked about on a site where you could corrupt innocent minds lol.

knight_34
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I messed up my post slightly.

This is getting out of hand.*LOL little joke*


Pun.

I'm talking about the fact that he had problems with his ***********. If he has a problem with that then it is either his girlfriend's fault, his, or some health problem. Personally I think he doesn't really have a problem, and it was just the case that time for some reason.

No more corrupting kiddies please. Go on Newgrounds if you want to talk about your supposed ejaculatory dysfunction.
delossantosj
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ya the first part was a bit detail'd to much im sorry but still though.i should have cut those down lol

knight_34
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To answer the question about problems with your manhood, I suggest you look around for some more info too.

Maybe Dr. Strop can help, hehe.

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