So a couple weeks ago, I entered a contract to where I have to imagine a living bat. I was bought out with millions and millions of monopoly dollars. We are currently still in this deal, I am unsure how long it will last.
Right now, there is a miniature house filled with living barbie dolls in his torso. I had my imaginary bodyguard go check it out and it's in there. My bodyguard is also a gynecologist. Apparently the deal was broken after I shoved the house into his esophagus.
So..where am I going with this...Oh yeah! I guess you could share your stories of adventurous imagination in this thread, that'd be cool and stuff...
I Am surrounded by miles and miles of inter-graded software. I can calculate pi to the one millionth digit in less than a second. I am completely Immersed in the circutry Now fused to my being. But i know threes more.
Your solution Graham, would be to have expensive and necessary surgery done by a veterinary surgeon. Once the procedure would be done and you would be on your way home, I would then indirectly make you take detours until you reached a long and barren stretch of road. Then I would sit in a car, waiting for you. When you would pass by, I would shoot the tires of your car, hijack it, shoot everyone inside with tranquillizers, smuggle the bat, throw grenades at the car, watch it explode, drive back to my house and put it in a cage. Though I woke up and realized that the bat wasn't real, and instead I had killed everyone and put you in a cage.
When you woke up I would shoot you with a tranquilizer dart, then cart you off to a holding cell in Sudan, there I would torture until you gave up grahams location. I would go kidnap him, and hold him ransom for the millions of monopoly dollars.
well, i would grab my pet patypus, Billy, and run to the gas station, cuz i need some ice, and then bring it back, and run to my friend, Harry's house. While i was there, i would jump up and down up and down, until I altered the Earth's orbit, which would be disastrous, thus, killing every being here once we got to summer.
