Whoa I just won the lottery! But Now I'm Cursed! And on a Island! and Lost! But not really! Because there were people already there! And they were all evil! But not really, just one of them was evil! Not really, he just had cancer! But no, he was actually evil! Actually no, he just loved his daughter! But there was no way off the island! But not really! Because there were submarines! But then some guy blew them up! So then there really was no way off the island! But not really! Because this guy knew where the island was! But then he was evil! But I was on a helicopter! And the island dissapeared! And I got more money! But then I went Crazy and talked to dead people! But not really, they were real! And I got back to the island! And this guy from before was there to! But not really! He was actually a smoke monster! But not really, he was actually this guy's twin brother! And he wanted to get me off the island! But not really, he wanted to kill me!
Oh wait... spoiler alert.