A hunter dials 9-1-1 and says I just shot at something that I thought was a deer but it was another hunter, im afraid i just killed him. The operator says, " it may not be as bad as you think, first make sure he is really dead."
The hunter says ok and sets down the phone. Then the operator hears a gunshot. He picks up the phone and says," now what."
So we are supposed to reply by adding another funny story or comment on your funny story? Here is my story A friend from school tells me, "The answer to any number question is twelve" Then another friend asks, "On a scale of one to two, How fat are you?" The reply "Twelve..........no wait... I meant 1.2!" Comment on the above is I knew that one from a long time ago. (and I believe it is not true)
A friend from school tells me, "The answer to any number question is twelve" Then another friend asks, "On a scale of one to two, How fat are you?" The reply "Twelve..........no wait... I meant 1.2!"
....okay then... :P lol.
Here's mine: Blonde Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
Is this thread really about making dumb blonde jokes? I would join in I guess but it is late at night and I am tired. Plus, I think that this will most likely be blocked soon anyway. Have fun.
