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kentdog9
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I hope their isn't another thread like this but i wanted to know. Write your favorite jokes and rate the one before. Here's mine.

(No offense to blondes just part of the joke.)
A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde women. The police officer walks over to the woman and asks for her license. The woman says she must of left her license at home so the police officer asks her for any sort of identification. The woman takes out a mirror and hands it to the police officer. Then the police officer says "Oh, if i knew you were a police officer i wouldn't of pull you over!"

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wajor59
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Sorry, here it is. Use this before you post a new topic, it really works well.

Oh, and by the way(btw), this is a repeated joke. Double oops!

SirLegendary
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yo mama so fat god asked her to move when he created light

thepossum
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thepossum
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I gather this will have way too many Yo Momma jokes.


Your mother is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE!


-Courtesy of Meet the Spartans

sirfrank
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sirfrank
420 posts
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What did one snowman say to the other?
*sniff* *sniff* Do you smell carrots?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

what did sushi A say to sushi B? WASAp-B

Holden012
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Holden012
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Some Yo Momma jokes...

Yo momma so fat she sued mcdonalds .

Yo momma so fat she counts as a triple kill on COD.

Yo Momma so fat when she runs people think it's an earthquake.

Evilginger
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Evilginger
159 posts
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Not really a joke but I thought it was funny.

What amnesia?

a)Memory loss
a)Memory loss
or 4)the battle of Hastings.

I am not taking the out of people that has amnesia.If you find this go to McDonalds ask for a job then blow yourself up.

-Stolen from,Mock the week!!!

ShadowShank696
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ShadowShank696
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NO OFFENSE IM NOT PREJUDICE ITS JUST A JOKE AND ITS NOT LIKE BLACK PEOPLE DONT HAVE A TON OF JOKES ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE

Yo momma like a bear big,black and,hairy

BlackIce131
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BlackIce131
260 posts
Nomad

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
In Soviet Russian, internet searches you!

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