No, there are no monsters, zombies, or aliens. This RPG is Just Life.
Trust me there will still be action, just more realistic.
Here's the card :
Name : Age : (start at zero) attractiveness : (I'll roll and then tell you) strength : (I'll roll and then tell you) charm : (same) health (start as healthy)
Oh, and only 3 people can play. Sorry but I can't be overloaded.
alright that's not what I meant but same...oh and added some things...
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty
Time to get out of that belly, what do you do?
A) Stay B) Come out fighting (RAWR!) C) Come out peacefully
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty
Wow, you're one mean baby...CHARM change : a little bit mean
Infant Age
You've been trying to get out of your crib for a while and you think you can do it, so are you up for the challenge?
A) Try to get out of the crib B) Go back to sleep C) Your Answer
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty a
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty
You manage to climb up but then fall on your head because you're so weak. Not the smartest thing to do, even for a baby. HEALTH change : a bruise or two INTELLIGENCE change : D average
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty rats
Name :Jacob Whistler Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : Genius attractiveness : below average strength : average charm : average health : healthy
What a nice little boy you are! Seems like you're gonna be quite charming!
Charm change : nicer than the creator of this rpg
You're at the playground, and you're riding the toddler swing when an older kid comes up to you and stops you from swinging? WTF??? WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
A) Stay on the swing and cry B) Get out and fight a round of toddler boxing C) Run away and tell your mommy D) Stay on the swing and just stare at him
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty hello my turn
Name :Ian Malcom Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : below average attractiveness : megan fox times 10 strength : feeble old man charm : regular guy health : healty
Your mom takes you to the playground to play with your little friends. You all go to the small slide, but when you get there you see that there's a huge puddle on it. Your friends decide to go to the next slide. Oh no, the next slide is really big! (for a 3 year old) Everybody is scared, and dissapointed. You are all about to leave when one of your friends triple-dog-dares (remember 3 year olds) you to go down the big slide.
A) Prove to them how cool you are! B) Be a little scaredy cat (seriously 3 year olds) and not do it C) Try to make an excuse for not doing it
Name :Jacob Whistler Age :0 Gender : Male Intelligence : Genius attractiveness : below average strength : average charm : nicer than creater of the RPG health : healthy
I guess you didn't see OLDER. Well anyways since you're not a wimp or a weakling you start fight with the 5 year old. 5 minutes later... Your mom and the kid's mom beak up the fight. Even though you got pretty beat up, and only landed one punch. That punch was right in the nose, and now that 5 year old is holding it and crying. All the kids look at you in awe...and then they cheer! Apperently that guy was an asshole, and everybody hates him!
Charm change : popular Health change : a bruise or two
6 years old
You're going to school for the first time! You thought it would be fun because all your friends would be there. You were wrong. There are a bunch of 7 year olds around you. One kid trips you while you're running with glue, and you end up squirting yourself. What an asshole...man if I saw a kid like that...*grumbles to self* oh right, well anyways what do you do?
A) Wait and then trip him when he's running with SCISSORS B) Tell the teacher C) Cry D) Fight this craphole! (least recommended!)
Name :Jacob Whistler Age :6 Gender : Male Intelligence : Genius attractiveness : below average strength : average charm : popular health : a bruise or two
You decide to see how he likes being tripped. You see him running, you move your foot forward, and he falls. The scissors he's carrying goes all the way into his eye, and he dies. You are a murderer at age six. Since the guy is dead he can't tell on you, and the teacher didn't see it. Some classmates did see it, but since you're so popular they pretend they never saw you near him. A couple days later his mom kills herself...
Five years later... You are now eleven, and you are going to 6th grade. You walk to school 5 days a week. One day when you're walking to school you see a fire. Your school is on fire....AWESOME! You start heading back home but then you see a guy with a hockey mask on his face running from the school, and toward you. He has a machete...
A) run to the police (further than home) B) run home C) Your own answer B)
