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justin41a
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If you were on a desert island, what are the three things you would bring?

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Baskale
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a gun to kill myself, because i am to stupid to survive

Shoestring
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1. A crate of food
2. a laptop
3. some signal flares

hynjie
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lol ive heard this question alot of times. most people just say food, water, and laptop. its amazing that only about 10% say boat. with a boat, you can get off of the island!!!

1.boat
2.cup ramen
3.hot water

vontje
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lol ive heard this question alot of times. most people just say food, water, and laptop. its amazing that only about 10% say boat. with a boat, you can get off of the island!!!


lol that's true, but you can also use a cellphone to call someone to pick you up!

1. cellphone (i can call someone to pick me up)
2. a friend (otherwise it's so lonely =( )
3. firework (people can see and locate where you are, just the same as with the movie titanic)
MRWalker82
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I would bring my hatchet, my survival knife, and a 'space blanket' or a black tarpaulin.

MRWalker82
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by the way people, a "stranded on an island" scenario typically indicates that you are in a survival situation, not a 'lets bring my laptop and a yacht' situation. In order to give the thread any relevance at all we need to be realistic, otherwise the thread degenerates into a pointless list.

Hydraulic
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1. A boat.
2. Gas.
3. A charged cell phone.

This thread is really quite dumb. But fun, at the same time.

jabello11
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I would bring first a axe and also a space blanket so i dont freeze. and last i will bring a fishing rod.

valkery
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1: A playboy model
2: A large, comfy bed
3: A boat

IgnoreMe
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Item 1: A tent to stay in
Item 2: An infinite supply of delicious foods and drinks
Item 3: Someone to talk to so that I wouldn't be crazy and talk to a coconut

Ernie15
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1) My own empire
2) My own large international airport
3) Dirty magazines

Kyouzou
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1) Everything Ernie picked
2) A genie
3) A bridge to the main land

Wavecrest
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Ok assuming this to be a survival situation:
1)A good knife
2)Medical kit
3)GPS

vontje
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why have dirty magezines if you could have super horny hot chicks


lol agree with this!

If you really can't get out of the desert island i will bring this:

1) a house to stay in (hehe, but i think it's a bit hard to bring it with you, so otherwise it will be a tent for 2 persons
2) an eternal stock of food / drinks
3) my best friends/ crush =) i think i can have some fun with him all alone where no one can see us ^^
vontje
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my best friends


Ofcourse i mean best friend, not friends =P

Sorry for dp, but i thought i make it more clear before you all think i bring my best friends + my crush.. i only bring my best friend and he also is my crush =P
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