Yes, another one of these. There is no option to defend, because there are a preset amount of defenders. The locations will vary, from minor IRl locations, to crazy things, to SPARTAAAAAAAAAA! (or something from 300, if you didn't get the reference.)
Rules; 1.thing overly ridiculous.
2. Chuck Norris is allowed, but he is only human so all he has is his natural combat skill. nothing made up from the meme - no immortality, no fist-beard, nothing like that.
3. Powerful memetic moves are only to be used if you're at critical HP. By powerful memetic moves, I mean lazors, Flacon Punch, etc. Certain locations might have access to certain memes, so be warned
4. obey the rules of AG.
5. No hijacking the thread, though you may update according to these ruels if I don't update for a few days or so.
6. No nukes... well, they are allowed but they'll not do realistic damage (as in, they won't deal immense damage. by realistic, in this case I mean the damage one would do IRL.)
The first location to invade;
Name: Random cave 20 centuries ago. HP: 1,000/1,000 Defenders: infinite spply of first age units from Age of War 1 & 2. this includes turrets. You are restricted to weapons that existed no later than 0 AD. (as in, the weapons have to be in use before that year.)
The weapon restrictions will change depending on the location, OFC.
Throwing rocks at the guards is pointless, there's an infinite number of them... HOWEVER...
oh, and yes, you do have fire. Although it wasn't really used as a weapon until more modern times, it's existed for millenia.
@whimsyboy You set up an intricate trap to prevent guards from leaving the cave, and temporarily disable the turrets (no damage, but no counter attacks until the next round is over)
@xAyjAy You carve rocks from the cave roof and try to throw them at the guards from the rope whimsyboy set up. 75 damage to cave.
Name: Random cave 20 centuries ago. HP: 875/1,000 Defenders: *DISABLED - 1 ROUND LEFT* Restrictions: no armies - you cannot bring them through time yet. weapons from no later than 0 AD.
I carve thick logs into balls with a diameter of aprx. 3 feet. I cut notches in and cover tree sap on the balls. I have made 8. I roll 4 deep inside the cave, and I put 2 on each side of the entrance. I light them all with a flaming bow.
@kipdon You set some tar and prepare flammable resources. The ytar stops some guards, but they evnetually cover it completely.
@whimsyboy You fill the entrance with wooden balls, and light them with an arrow on fire. The fire spreads to kipdon's flammable rseources, dealing 150! damage to the cave.
(I can't wait until we do 2101, xD.)
Name: Random cave 20 centuries ago. HP: 725/1,000 Defenders: Infinite supply of age 1 units from Age of War 1 & 2. This includes turrets. Restrictions: no armies - you cannot bring them through time yet. weapons from no later than 0 AD.
no, you may not have a trebuchet, since they did not exist at that time. AND YOU DO NOT ATTACK THE TURRETS. it's a waste of time, and just gets you counterattacked quickly.
