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BlueIce3
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Ok heres the story i was on Facebook and like some of you may now i like sports and i had joined this group "Lebron is better than Kobe" and this article was on the page after you read it post your feedback. I think its fake.


Cleveland Ohio News Network

Saturday, May 29, 2010
Lebron James' Evil Conjoined Twin Lost Playoffs

CLEVELAND-- Renowned for his "freakish" size and strength, Two-time NBA Most Valuable Player, Lebron James, will now be sharing his accolades with his twin. In a shocking revelation to CONN, James broke down and admitted that he's not alone in that brutish body of his.

"I've known about it my whole life," said James, fighting back tears. "But I've been too worried about public perception to come out and say it."

But James clammed up and even tried to get his comment stricken from the record. A conjoined twin? It sounded crazy, but CONN investigated further; searching for Gloria James' attending physician.

It's a medical miracle, but not at all implausible. "It actually answers a lot of questions people had about Lebron and his life," said Dr. Brutus Mung, Head of Akron Children's NICU. Dr. Mung was the team lead that treated Lebron's mother, Gloria during her pregnancy and was sworn to silence, along with the rest of the team, until Lebron's own admission freed him.

"I knew that it would either be a huge disadvantage for him in his life or an extreme advantage," said Mung. "It turned out to be the latter."


As it turns out, Gloria was pregnant with conjoined twins, all the way into her third trimester. Some time in between weeks 25 and 30, Lebron absorbed his twin brother. On her next visit to Mung, the X-Rays were normal. "Well, somewhat normal," says Mung. "It was a Lebron-sized normal."

Age 10, Lebron is growing at a rapid rate--already a head above his classmates. His teachers complain about frequent mood swings and drastic changes in personality.

Age 15, James displays amazing physical skill to go along with an accelerated body growth.

Age 18, He is drafted into the NBA by his hometown team, the Cleveland Cavaliers--instantly doubling their previous season's win total his rookie year.

Age 25, Lebron wins his second consecutive MVP award and is on the brink of what many pundits were calling "the best season by any player--ever" until a mental collapse in the Conference Semi-Finals.

Cleveland Ohio News Network tried to speak to James after his initial meltdown, but a representative told CONN that James would be unavailable for comment on that issue.

"With two sets of DNA inside of him, still, it is possible that his twin brother's body and mind fused and his brother's mind took over for a while" said Mung. "It's not only possible, it's likely the only explanation."

Fans of the Cavaliers were more sympathetic towards the superstar after the news leaked about his evil conjoined twin killing their chances at a championship. "Makes sense to me," long time Cavs fan, Tim Carmany commented. "He's literally double my size and has twice as many kids as me. Not to mention almost twice as much money--I feel kinda sorry for the guy."

Now the big question this off-season for NBA fans won't just be where Lebron James will go in free agency, but which Lebron James that will be...

-Perry Winkler


Posted by Cleveland Ohio News Network at 4:41 PM
Labels: Agent, Conspiracy, Evil, Free, James, Lebron, Playoffs, Twin

wow here the link of were i found it[url=http://clevelandohionewsnetwork.blogspot.com/2010/05/lebron-james-evil-conjoined-twin-lost.html]
my dad agreed after he read it to.

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BlueIce3
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here is the picture that goes with ithttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_o-NBM6wjLAI/TAGvpOhnXiI/AAAAAAAAAA0/X8iw2xChVYY/s1600/james+twin.jpg

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As the site you have provided is unreliable and there is no external information corroborating this story, it cannot be considered as true.

In other words, this is bull.

BlueIce3
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i know i google searched and nothing came up its some loser that now one likes is trying to make his own fame

knight_34
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Or this is probably a poor form of satire.

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Your username should actually be ConspiracyTheorist3.

knight_34
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He isn't theorizing himself, he just stated that he believes it is fake, which I agree with.

Go tell the author of the blog that.

BlueIce3
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his name is Perry Winkler its proably a fake name too

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