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Zega: Monologues for an 3 hours and falls asleep in a portapotty

pH: Shoot him with what? Your fingernails? FAIL

EnterOrion: The hobo is dead. He was a millionare and now you have hits out on you. Great Job.

Run away and get on a ship to somewhere away from here.

I tip over the portapotty that Zega's in.

pH your new nickname is pJ

pJ: In Soviet Russia: Portapotty tips you!


Onion: You escape safely to meet your doom by the hand of dr mr evil handyman with extra names put in on purpose. He taunts you as you fall into the toaster of doom dressed up like marilyn monroe. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but no! you break free and kill all of them with eagles that swoop in! The eagles pick you up and there is one other girl on the eagles. You are then teleported to the Planet of the Apes and die in a newly resurrected torture chamber changing you into a monkey zombie forever haunting the halls of Bus 102. Jinkees! You are caught by Team Rocket and Meowth yet you wrongly reference Scooby Doo. You come out of my laptop screen, grab my throat, and shake it until i'm unconscio

I say "BRAAAAINS" and follows with: DONT LOCK THIS PLZ!!!!!!

I then politely throw into the computer and walk to a ship to go and be a pirate, plundering merchant ships in Somalia.