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I borrow the cards to play poker.

I put in a shiny brass button.

You take out a big red button that says "DO NOT PUSH".

I put in the naginata.

I take out a shiny Claymore.

I put in a bag of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

I take out a bag of Ttob Eitreb's Single Flavour Boogers™

I return the bag of Ttob Eitreb's Single Flavour Boogers™

There is a sound of shredding and you are forced to sidestep a large ball of green semisolid.

After someone cleans that up, I put in a set of Lorica Hamata.

I take out a chain fence and red underwear.

I put in a cowbell.

Hey, I got a cowbell, yay!

I'll put in a potato.

I take out fish n' chips.

I put in an apple tree Ent. Without apples *belch* sorry.

I take out a box of cherry blossom flowers

I put in a cup of vanilla pudding.

I take out a china cup of crème brûlée.

I put in a whole set of deciduous teeth. You'll never get your filthy hands on them, tooth witch! ><

When you reach back in to take something out, the vending machine chomps on you.

I put in a remote-controlled bomb and activate it as it goes in.

I take out a cardboard box that says "Not enough stamps" on it. Hm. I have a baad feeling about this box.

I put in a bottle of carbonated water.

You receive a splash of water to the face and a grilled cheese sandwich.

I grab the 'Not enough stamps' box and put it back into the Vending Machine.

I put an automatic bomb diffuse machine in the fridge.

I remove a small rubber duck

I take out a one-armed bandit. Nasty robot must have hidden there after robbing a bank.

I put in a aeolipile.