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dragonmelon
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dragonmelon
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Nomad

So this is the game.
To start, one person puts something into the vending machine and another person takes something else out.

Every person has to take something out a put something else in the machine. Whatever put in/ took out can be related or not.

Example:
Person 1: I put in a toothbrush
Person 2: I take out a empty bag of Lays.
I put in a jar of maple syrup.
Person 3: I take out a maple tree.
I put in a...and so on.

So I'll start:
I put in a rubber ducky.

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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I take out a carton of milk.

I put in a Mobius strip.

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

I take out guacamole.

I put in Peter Wellers.

InfinitySnaps
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InfinitySnaps
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Nomad

You recieve:
A well
and some cow poop.

I insert:
The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine with a The broken vending machine with The broken vending machine inside them.

[roll 1d20 And_a_dice]

UnleashedUponMankind
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UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

I take out an empty bottle

I put in a corpse

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I take out necro.

I put in a piece of chocolate.

12_Guage_Absinthe
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12_Guage_Absinthe
89 posts
Nomad

I take out a peice of vegamite toast.

I put in a knuckle-duster.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,525 posts
Duke

I take out a bruised face.

I put in a MMA fighter.

InfinitySnaps
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InfinitySnaps
40 posts
Nomad

You get an MMA and a fighter
I insert:
16 Toenails,
44 of Michael Rosen's Finest PLAMZ,
Skyfoogle food,
Harrybo,
The Babysitter,
Ear TV,
Many more bad Michael Rosen jokes.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,525 posts
Duke

I take out a starving comedian.

I put in Adam Sandler (a comedian)

Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

I take out all the movies he played, in result of destroying them.

I put in an HDMI cable.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,525 posts
Duke

I take out a mini HDMI cable.

I put in an iPhone.

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

I take out random scrap.

I put in a revolver.

RunningWild0908
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RunningWild0908
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Peasant

I take out Chuck Norris…
he gives me a look and
I put him back inside.

KimJongBill
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KimJongBill
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Shepherd

I Take out your mom to a nice dinner i put in a deformed panda

Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

I take out a distraught PETA.

I put in Kettle Chips.

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