Completely and utterly based off "1001 ways to get kicked out of Wall Mart" but with a different setting. Same basic rules as the famous game.
I, of course, will start...
1. Smuggle Burger King food in. 2. Sell said food to kids while wearing a trench coat and fedora. (Hey kids, you want to have something fun?) 3. Yell " FLUFFY!" and run to the food storage. 4. Play a tape of dogs barking.
