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This one is actually pretty hard for me...

On one hand, zombies are awesome.
On the other, they have the cognitive skills of a retarded hamster.

I think I would want to be a dog, but it would have to be a pretty damn big dog.

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*cough* On topic...:

Undead, rotting, mindless and wanted dead by pretty much everyone else?
Alive, potentially adorable, soft and pet-able?

Yeahhh, really not a tough choice there for me. Would rather be a zombie than a dog with horrible owners, but would quite prefer it otherwise.

A walking rotting corpse? or an adorable little fluffy pet?

Well If you were A Zombie most people wouldn't wanna mess with you but Zombie Slayers would mess with you.

If your a massive dog that looks vicious , well nobody would mess with you but you might get put down.

Umm Hard choice. I would rather be a Vicious Massive Zombie Dog. Now that would be cool.

Its really weird only one person has chosen dog...

...Well my dog is really tiny, cute, fluffy, and the only command he knows is beg, he used to know sit though. He is a Cavachon, which is a mix between two different types of dogs, I don't remember the two dogs much but I know Cavachons have "heart-melting eyes".

I'd be a dog.

On the other, they have the cognitive skills of a retarded hamster

Yeah, I feel that way too.

Do you have a dog?

If you do whats he/she like?

hmmm...lets see

Brainless undead monster that would probably A. experimented on B. shot repeatedly or C. All of the above.

or

Generally the most lovable animal on earth, that also has the ability to rip out a man throat.

I'm going with the dog.

I'm going to put it like this

Dog ---> Canine -----> Wolf -----> Coyote

I'd love to be a dog, but only if I'm going to be wild.

If you're ranking them in order of how wild they are wouldn't wolf be first? And where'd the dingoes go?

Neither. Why? Dogs have fleas, are prone to bones diseases, and don't live very long. Zombies don't even exist, unless you're referring to a mindless slave. A dog is better, but I'm happy as a human.

Well zombie i could have some fun eating and killing people until someone put me down. Dog if you eere stray you might be causght by animal control, or if you had owners you wouldnt have much freedom, but your a dog, so you probobly dont even under stand freedom...

ZOMBIE FOR ME

Dog. At least I'm not a brainless idiot who can't come into contact with the sun.

By the way think of the types of zombies Walker Heavy Hyper and spitter. If you was a dog and fighting a Heavy type of zombie you would lose but it it was walker you'd win.
And remember once a zombie you become more dumber BUT! Stronger to. Also zombie can carry it's disiese or infection not just by bite or spit but by scratch to. Plus a zombie hound (dog) is the most agile most smartest zombie type out there :P Think of the facts!
This is why I picked zombie but I never said what type :P

Oh and only certain zombies like Hypers can come intact with the sun. do your research!