This is going to work as a single character RPG the first person to decide what our chacter does is what the character does.
Rules: No Cursing No making the character suicide No using "Hacking" to go through walls and stuff, unless you can No racist stuff
Ok lets get started
You sit on a hill looking up at the stars wondering what is up there. You find it to be a beiutiful location, so you slowly fall asleep there... You wake up to find yourself in a jail cell type room across from a hideous monster. What do you do?
The aliens reply they are taking you back to their planet and they are just going to undergo some "slight and simple tests", in other words they're going to use you like a frog in a Biology expiriment.
Crap... I'll try to scare the shit out of them! " You picked the wrong human to experiment on. I am very famous on my planet, and there is a tracking ship somewhere on my body so hidden that you won't be able to find it. If they find out I was abducted they will fire an ulra powerful weapon to destroy you. Trust me it's much more powerful than our regular weapons."