A lot of stuff was shown at the E3 convention, but this particular thing caught my interest. Its seemed odd to me that nintendo would make a new console right after making the DSi, but here it is! To me it seems much better than the DSi, and if you are interested in it, the North America release is a March 31, 2011. If you want Humor, read on. If you want to see info and features about the 3DS, go to the link.
Riley encounter a wild Nintendo! Start battle! Nintendo send out E3 convention. Riley sends out criticism. Nintendo uses hype! Japan gets early release! Riley is pissed! E3 convention is evolving! It turned into a new Zelda game! Riley is unimpressed. Zelda game use "Ability to jump". Riley is tempted then remembered only "Wind Waker" was good. Zelda game fainted! Go 3DS! Riley is slightly impressed. 3DS uses 3D graphics! Riley is getting more impressed. 3DS uses "random offline app:tagger"! Riley is kind of impressed. 3DS uses "GPS, Home button, 3D movies, a new generation of games, PSP games, and crazy awesome apps" Riley fainted! Riley sends out Ben Yahtzee Croshaw! Nintendo got pissed and ran away. Riley won! Items dropped: E3 hype package 3DS New games