Forums → Forum Games → Beat the above user with a banana, think of a good reason to beat him/her down, and then ask the banana king a question!

I beat you with a banana because you like to hit peaple with a banana!

I beat you with a banana because you forgot to give a question to the banana king! (Yes, that would be me.)

I beat you with a banana because you don't say bunana like the blue and pink unicorns off of Charlie the Unicorn.
Dear Banana King,
What happened to Charlie?

I zaped Charlie with my banana lazer!

I beat you with a banana because I hated Charlie! He thought he was king...

I beat you with a banana because your too addicted to bananas.

Charlatan!

I beat, slash, hack and decimate everyone in this thread except for myself! A sea of blood and red meat is what remains.

There is only One True Banana King. His Majesty the Banana King, Zega.

Any more 'laints? I'll be happy to kill any more pretenders.

umm... i'm going to have to shoot gtfawjkjg in the face with a frozen banana from my banana bazooka. due to his face being crushed and the massive hemorrhaging in his frontal and temporal lobes he is going to be hospitalized for quite some time. Too bad. Looks like the banana king has posted his last thread...

I think he's dead already.

Good work.

*High fives MRWalker82* The end.

*Walks off into horizon*

BANANA ATTACK!

'Runs in'

'Does triple backflip and lands on knight_34'

'Pulls out banana and somehow slits his throat'

I did it because you have no idea who the real banana king is.

'See's gtfawjkjg is dead'

Oh, well um...YEAH!

I always somehow have to have my username in there.

Slitting the throat of a mannequin eh?

*throws knife at umyeah, umyeah collapses, chokes and dies*

The real banana king is Zega.

I have an idea forming...

Too bad I'm noob, me can no make threads.

IDEA: Banana wars thread in forum games.

And I'm not dead because...uh...

I STILL HAVE 2 LIVES LEFT.

Um...Yeah!

Yes I know, I needed to put that.

Alright.

*decapitates umyeah, leaves and calls in nuclear blast*

Six hours later..

*calls in another nuclear blast*

Dead you are.

Uh...HAXORZ.

I now have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 liv....

'Game has crashed, the lives have been hacked'

WHAT!?

'Tries restarting game'

NOOOOOOOO.

LEVEL 1.

'sigh'

There is no game.

/thread

I banana you with a banana bananer on your banana and bannana your banana bananer and banana you and turn you into a banana becuz I like bananas. hahahahahahahabanana.

Since i'm THE king I ask miself why and I am asking miself on the topic of asking myself for a reason to be asking him for a reason to ask him this stupid question that I could by miself ask myself if he hadn't asked me to ask him for a reason to ask him a question.