Forums → The Tavern → The Banana Army!

What's the Banana Army?

Wow you must love Bananas

Anyone wanna join?

Also MageGrayWolf, The Banana Army is my army, and instead of using guns when we are in war we just beat everyone with bananas.

I think someone has a twisted sort of Freudian obsession with the phallic...

Sigmund Freud!

I agree.

I will make my own army too.

*makes army*

Enlistment for the Anti-Banana Death Battalion will begin whenever I want it to!

I'm all for the Anti-Banana Death Battalion. We should have a mascot too. Something that is the very antithesis of bananas...an EGG!!(eggs are the opposite because they are white on the outside, yellow in the middle)

I also propose that it would be more fun to attack people with eggs than bananas, which is why the Anti-Banana Death Battalion is destined to win!

I'm founding the Anti-Anti-Banana death battalion.

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy so then my enemy's enemy's enemy is my enemy. Enemyingly.

Welcome everyone!

As soon as those yellow fools emerge, kill them!

Even their leader is proclaiming himself as the Banana King! Banana King Zega! Please help us deal with this pretentious poser!

You have too many enemies. You are doomed to failure. Too bad. Could have just joined the Anti Banana Death Battalion instead...

Huh?

I founded the ABDB to destroy this pretender. How could he have joined it before it was created?

You have too many enemies. You are doomed to failure. Too bad.

. How could he have joined it before it was created?

Nobody can be the banana king, or for that matter ANTI banana king.

And there is no army.

They're just that awesome.

And so...

'grabs RIPE banana'

THIS IS A HOLD UP.

'Points banana at gtfawjkjg'

I have the most highest and technological banana THE RIPE BANANA.

NOBODY MOVE.

Yes, I fail at being funny. I know.

I founded the ABDB to destroy this pretender. How could he have joined it before it was created?

If you read and understand it, I'm only talking about two enemies.

Well, he's dead already.

I believe our work is done. I am rewarding you two with promotions.

WOOHOO!! I love promotions. They reinforce my inflated self image and stroke my ego in a way that is entirely unique and greatly desirable.