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The association of mustelae to three-part series and/or visible optics is one which at present eludes me.

I'm a simple guy. I see ferrets, i nerd out about ferrets.

Hey, did you know the sounds ferrets make is called dooking? And did you know ferreting is not actually as cute as it sounds? (they put trained ferrets into rabbit holes to hunt them, so Ferret and Gantic would probably be mortal enemies.)

You wanted to hear about ferrets?

If female ferrets don't mate while on heat, they can die. Ferrets also stink.

However, they are always pleased to see you, unlike cats, but aren't needy, like dogs.

@Arm_Candy Thanks.

Ferrets belong to the species of dog-likes.

I also have two of them and they can't stop biting either the wall or my foot. They also are very sociable with other animals and, against what some believe, aren't actually hostile to chickens. One even snuggled up on a chicken of mine.

Ferrets belong to the species of dog-likes.

[...] and, against what some believe, aren't actually hostile to chickens.

According to a guy on Quora, on the basis that there are no cookbooks that feature ferret recipes, ferrets must taste "bad".

There is no such species. Ferrets are the domesticated subspecies of the European polecat, which is a member of the mustelidae (weasel) family.

Exactly, so we're in agreement that there is no such species.

According to a guy on Quora, on the basis that there are no cookbooks that feature ferret recipes, ferrets must taste "bad".

You know, sometimes I wonder how far will a ferret go if I chuck it across an empty field.

And then I realize that is a sadistic thought and is the reason I scare my mother.

i think there are two major types of ferrets:

1) animals called "ferrets"
2) Ferret (i intentionally omitted that @ sign. plz dont ask why)

I'm actually a bit sad, having seen very few ferrets around anymore.

Nearly-empty, discarded pizza boxes are almost guaranteed to house at least one or two.

Nope. I don't think there are any ferrets here in Malaysia. I may be wrong. All we got here are rodents.

Well now I'm thinking about it and I think it depends on its air speed velocity.

Ok, I'll do the throwing and you can do the complicated, boring math stuff.

plz dont ask why

Why can't I ask why?

Nearly-empty, discarded pizza boxes are almost guaranteed to house at least one or two.

Alright everyone, look in the dumpsters of every single pizza place. We'll find our Ferret somehow.

All we got here are rodents.

You fool! How could you have let them go?! We could have interrogated them on Ferret's whereabouts!