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Granted but they sting you.

I wish I could be the Prime Minister of Canada.

Granted but you get impeached for excessive buying of cucumber farms 3 minutes later.

I wish the next person will not use the words "but" or "however".

granted, but i post first

Since there is nothing to corrupt I wish for laser eye beams that cant hurt me.

woops i forgot to post the wish...srry bout that
anyways
Granted but the laser beams cannot be turned off... so you need some kind of glasses that prevent the beams from hurting ppl..
i wish i posted a wish on my last post

Granted but the laser beams cannot be turned off... so you need some kind of glasses that prevent the beams from hurting ppl..

Granted but you get aducted by aliens

I Wish that i was not a fox but a wolf!

Granted, but a shepherd drags you away.

I want to have all the knowledge in the world.

granted but your brain explodes.
i wish for some hot girl

Granted by is a Zombie and eats you
i wish for five dollars

granted but it gets eaten by a Zombie along with you
I wish for a katana

Granted but falls on your head
this one is hard
i wish for nothing!

Granted, but nothing happens to you for the rest of your life, and you live and die alone!
I wish for a pet, named Steve Jobs!

granted, you get a pet dragon which burns you alive.
if anyone can corrupt this wish i'll knock my self out.
i wish this wish was corrupted.

Granted but he is allergic to air

I wish that i had the power to turn invisible and walk through walls cuz that would be baller