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Wish granted, but the spoon has a poison that makes you crazy. You scoop your own brains out.


I wish for a merit.

wish granted, you get a merit badge for "stupidest thing done ever"

i wish i had bond of flames.

Wish granted, but the flames burn you and transport your skeleton to Hell.

I wish for a Cow.

granted, but it was sitting on you and just farted on your face.

i wish i had the keyblade "bond of flames"

Wish granted, but you cannot pick it up.

I wish for a Bomb.

Granted but they're both grounded for wasting money on phone calls then discovered you made it all happen
then beat you to a sorry pulp with baseball bats Al Capone style.

I wish for a tophat.

Granted but it sticks to your head.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it's dead

I wish I was ninja.

Granted but it's a suicide bomber working for Al-Quada.

I wish for a DUBBLE CHEEZBRGR.

Granted but Dubble Cheezbrgr is the name of a notorious mass murder in germany and he is angry.

I wish could freeze people.

Mki, you posted before I did >.>

Granted, but you realize you didn't get any ninja training when you start facing some enemies and get BOOM HEADSHAWTED

I again, wish for a DUBBLE CHEEZBRGR.

Outposted again! FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-

Sorry, old habit.

Granted but you can only freeze people that are at least five thousand years old.

I wish for.....tree fiddy.

Wish Granted, but the guy who grants wishes is counfused, so he eats you.


I wish for a balloon.

Granted, but there's a bomb in the balloon.

I wish for a paradox made from paradoxes.

Granted, but you wish this super paradox on yourself!

I wish for my very own Gordon!