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granted but the solarsystem falls apart and we all die
i wish i was 1million times smarter than steven hawking and einstine put together

Okay but so much brain power made your head explode.

I wish I had money whenever I look in my pocket.

Granted, but the money was counterfit! Every time you look in there, an appropriate fine is paid.
Plus, a pocket is actually hard to look into. Especially if it's a back pocket.

I wish I had a golden toilet.

Okay but you cant clean it. Ever.
I wish I could fly.

You know how to fly...downward.

I wish I could spam on the forums without resistanse from the moderators

Granted, but the admins stop you.

I wish I had chicken noodle soup.

Granted,but an actual chicken is in the bowl.
I wish I had 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 dollars.

granted but you must spend it all in 3 seconds or it will disappear

i wish i had every super power ever

Granted, but now you also have the power to explode whenever you say something.


I wish this wish couldn`t be corrupted.

Granted, but you just wasted the one wish you had.

I wish I was smart, without any negative side effects.

Hi Smart without any negative side effects, as that is your new name.

I wish my steak was well-done.

Granted, but I pee on it.
I wish I could still taste meat. (I can't anymore, sadly)

You taste meat, but it's not the kind of meat you wished for, if you know what I mean . . . .

I wish I had a bottle of water.

Granted, but it comes directly from a sewer.
I wish I had a bottle of mouthwash...

btw alt, Firetail wants to know if you want to play his RPG.

Granted, but it's been used already.