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As far as I know, the only immortal creature is a species of jellyfish.

Uhm, can we at least try to post real statistics that seem unreal or possibly urban myths instead of being silly? Because if not I'll just lock the thread and be done with that.

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
- Charles Wentworth Dilke (1843â"1911)

Care to explain that one? As far as I know, the only immortal creature is a species of jellyfish.

Just wanted to jump in a little.....

Statistics say..... (No offence to anyone)

The more birthdays you have the longer you live.

How can a person have many birthdays?

@KFK

Uh, so are we all the fags?

Really, those two people are confused. The girl (?) has fag written all over her.

Uh, so are we all the ***s?

Really, those two people are confused. The girl (?) has *** written all over her.

Statistics show that life is a terminal disease sexually rransmitted, with an average prognosis of 57 years.

Statistics show that WexMajor is suffering from a terminal sexually transmitted disease, with the prognosis that there is a 6.6% of him dying within the next twenty-two years.

Most people have an above average number of legs!

statistics show that the average person has 10.000001 toes and fingers
"Holy bleep when did that stump get there?"

99,98% of the people that get shot in the head 4 times die.

Did you know that 74% of all the monwy in the world goes through McDonalds at some point?

Statistics show that 80% of people that get shot ( not in the head) die from shock , and not the bullet itself