I seriously do not understand people who find that video funny. It's a special kind of grotesque to watch...
'nywho.
A pun related to the MMO I play, City of Heroes... Some guy suggested making an Energy Blast (essentially blasts of force)/Kinetics (commonly shortened to kin) character and name it ForceKin. Quite fitting, buuut... Ahem.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. The batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail. A will is a dead give-away. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I will show you A-Flat miner. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. A boiled egg is hard to beat. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory. A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully recovered. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye. Acupuncture: A jab well done. those are all the ones i can remeber and my friends can remember