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sprite14
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This thread is to list all of the above, any funny thing that you find. Doesn't matte what, just remember the rules of the tavern, i guess.

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Holden012
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A monkey raping A frog lol.

Search it up on YouTube it's funny as!

Zophia
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I seriously do not understand people who find that video funny. It's a special kind of grotesque to watch...

'nywho.

A pun related to the MMO I play, City of Heroes... Some guy suggested making an Energy Blast (essentially blasts of force)/Kinetics (commonly shortened to kin) character and name it ForceKin. Quite fitting, buuut... Ahem.

snipershot325
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A monkey raping A frog


That make me fell more sick to my stomach,then it would make me laugh.XD
thisisnotanalt
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character and name it ForceKin. Quite fitting, buuut... Ahem.


LOL. That's a good one. Would be better if it was a defensive skill, but meh.
1337Player
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The name Warren Peace. Not sure if it's any of the above though. See If you can figure it out. I bet you can.

sirfrank
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist got married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead give-away.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I will show you A-Flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory.
A bicycle can't stand alone. It's two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye.
Acupuncture: A jab well done.
those are all the ones i can remeber and my friends can remember

thechosenuno
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haha very nice Sirfrank

Jumbo shrimp
Windows works
awfully good
minor miracle
small fortune
pretty ugly

all I can think of might add some latter

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iWazBord
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I like yours, SirFrank. Even if you did copy-paste :P.

My favorite oxymoron is military intelligence.

CommanderDude7
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lol

Mine is What did one horse knight say to the other horse knight? "Neigh I shall not surrender."

Zophia
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LOL. That's a good one. Would be better if it was a defensive skill, but meh.
The kinetic melee powerset isn't out yet, but once it is, an energy aura/kinetic melee character would be just that.

Ahh, puns. I like 'em.
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LOL. That's a good one. Would be better if it was a defensive skill, but meh.


It is. Foreskin. Lol.


I seriously do not understand people who find that video funny. It's a special kind of grotesque to watch...


Come to think of it, I'm not going to watch that at all!

Well, I better think of something proper to post here.
Kyouzou
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It is. Foreskin. Lol.


lmao, I didn't even think of it like that, that is definitely a defensive skill.

Here's what I've got.

American English.

Authentic Replica.

Black Gold (I pity you if you don't know what this is)

Cafeteria Food

Civil litigation

limited freedom

liquid gas

political ethics
(one of my favorites)
Nater
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Before the USA-Ghana game I said these exact words on accident.

Usa is Ghana lose! Although I meant to say gonna of course.

purpledinosaur
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
get it

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