For example: Objective:Get [Secret Weapon] to [Arctic Base A]! Target Names: Secret Weapon and Arctic Base A Completion Value: 440/600 HP and 400/1200 mi. Player Status: PlA(dead), OpC (unconcious 3 turns) Target Status: SW: Ignited (-10HP/turn) Opposition: OpA, OpB, OpC
PlA: Strapping a Nuke to the weapon kills you and deals 100 damage to the Weapon! At least you got 100 miles...
PlC: Your Concussive grenade KOs OpC for three turns!
OpB: Your Tactical Napalm Strike does 50 damage to the Weapon and Ignites it, but propels it 400 miles to the base! ------------------------------------------------------------------
Lets start simple:
Objective: Destroy the Tank! Target Name: E-60 Mass-Produced Tank Completion Value: 100/100 HP Player Status: N/A Target Status: Unwary (Extra Damage) Opposition: N/A
Objective: Terminate Alpha Squadron! Target names: 3 Wraiths, 2 Valkyries, Battlecruiser, Norad 3 Completion Values: Wra: KIA Val: 100/400 BCs: 250/350 Norad: 1250/1300 Player Status: sonicheroes's battleship: 80/200 HP, Ablaze (-20 HP/turn) CommanderDude7: Press Start to begin the madness Target status: Norad 3: Ablaze (-50 HP/turn), Infiltrated by Banana Ninjas(PL1). Opposition: rick073? pinokatoke?
@CommanderDude7:SUCCESSFUL MULTIBOUNCE! The wraiths are down! But a battlecruiser shoots you to normal size!
sonicheroes95: Well, the text I was going to ad was "Deus Ex Machina operators officially declare this a Science Fantasy", so you successfully penetrate Norad 3's shields to set it on fire. The magical equivalent of recoil causes you own ship to set on fire.
DarkFire45: Hit! 100 damage!
gtfawjkjg(how do you even pronounce that?): The Banana Wizards open a gap in the Plazmatic Taco shielding to allow for Ninja infiltration. However, the Law of Conservation of Ninjitsu says that they kinda suck now (PL1).
What does PL1 mean? Anyways, I cover my Banana Boat with steel to make it more powerful. Then I go really really high up in the sky and then I go get 1,000 bombs and I throw them at the Norad 3. Then I go in my time machine so I can get another turn. I go get 1,000 more Banana Wizards and Banana Ninjas and I send them to the Norad 3.
It's quite simple isn't it? I hate losin', and I don't mind cheatin'. Call in the Chinese for an artillery strike "H'ro pwrease? Artillawee strwike weady pwrease." (They speak no Engrish D
@gtfawjkjg: PL1 means power level one. Essentially, the ninjas are at mook levels due to there being so many. However, If there was only one, it would be PL10. Basically, in ninjas, less=more.
Which action takes priority, the steel, bombs or swarms? I don't apply the LOCON to non-ninjas.
@sonicheroes95: Okay. You are now not on fire. +10 HP
@Valks: Despite your example of Schminese, several missiles are fired at... the Valkyries, I assume, since we need to kill them anyways. -50 HP *TANGO DOWN*
@Darkfire45: If this was anything like it should be, it would take 5 posts of nothing to charge that. Thankfully, Deus Ex Machina/Arcana sends a warp your way, letting you unleash a KAMEHAMEHA! -150 HP
Objective: Terminate Alpha Squadron! Target names: 1 Valkyries, Battlecruiser, Norad 3 Completion Values: Val: KIA BCs: KIA Norad: 1200/1300 Player Status: sonicheroes's battleship: 90/200 HP Target status: Norad 3: Ablaze (-50 HP/turn), Infiltrated by Banana Ninjas(PL1). Opposition: rick073? pinokatoke?
@sonicheroes95: Your weapons do a great epic scene of detail, as follows *fast forward* and after all of that, you destroy the battlecruiser.
@CommanderDude7: Robozilla ignores you and just walks away... through a Valkyrie. *TANGO DOWN*
Norad 3's shields are down! Also, the scattered parts equal enough to make a miniature version of CommanderDude7's Railgun (as in, can be held by a person)!
Objective: Terminate Alpha Squadron! Target names: 1 Valkyries, Battlecruiser, Norad 3 Completion Values: Norad: 1000/1300 Player Status: sonicheroes's battleship: 90/200 HP Target status: Norad 3: Ablaze (-50 HP/turn), Infiltrated by Banana Ninjas(PL1) and saboteurs. Opposition: rick073? pinokatoke?
@sonicheroes95: Eternal MegaPunch: Counter! You punch the Yamato Cannon's blast back, destroying the cannon! -200 HP!
@CommanderDude7: The last Valkyrie is in your Railgun. Well, whatever was left after it hit Robozilla. But, it does add an extra 100 damage to the mini-railgun's attack! (600 damage when used)
@Darkfire45: The saboteurs successfuly enter Norad! They can attack the missiles, the Eternal MookPowner, the Yamato, the fighter storage or the engines. Choice?
