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I have just seen part of a preview for it, it looks rather strange to me, yet it makes fun of the Twilight series no sane man can watch. Opinions and assumptions on the movie.

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Aaliyah928
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I'm fond of the REAL vampires, not the sparkly vegetarians that seem Oh so adored. Give me David anyday, (Lost boys) Real vampires don't sparkle, they sunburn.

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vampires were cool until twilight came and ****ed it up.

mud89
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Vampires use to be cool when they burned in sunlight and didn't glow and weren't emo and stupid.

Aaliyah928
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You know.. An emo vampire could be a really interesting story... (And the long black hair would look pretty good on the pale features)

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You know.. An emo vampire could be a really interesting story...


Eh, Anne Rice already did the 'emo' vampires, and she did it fantastically well. If anyone likes vampires and has not read Anne Rice then shame on you. She defined vampires as far as I'm concerned, and I'm not talking about the movies. You need to read her books, all of em.
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it seems everyone liked it when vampires sucked blood and not c*ck

Aaliyah928
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Nice Cauchecka. And yes I did read some of Anne Rice. Well written. But Vamps need to go back to the real kind. The bloodsucking kind that DOESN"T SPARKLE IN THE SUN!!!!

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vampires was cool until twilight..

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so, can vampires live of their own blood???

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@ Aaliyah928 thanks but i've seen it on the internet before.

@ SubZero131 wow man thats an interesting question. in some stories vampires didn't have any blood themselves, which is why they drank from others. but being undead, one would assume that they no longer make any blood, so eventually they would run out.

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Lol , They do indeed suck ... They suck blood!!!

Ever since Twilight they have looked like sparkling fairies.

Twilight ruined Vampires!

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