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mattcom
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mattcom
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Nomad

You are at the beach with your family.
This guy does this into the sand right next to you.
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/673/41001601.gif
He coughs and coughs, and garbles out âOh YUM! The sand is TASTY!!â(with a mouth full of sand)

Do you
a) Give him a cup of sand OR
b) Give him a cup of water?
and why?

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firetail_madness
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20,540 posts
Blacksmith

I would take option

C) Back away slowly

Saving123
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Saving123
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@firetail_madness slowly? Haha hit him with a stick and run as fast as you can! Because everybody knows that if you give a psycho a cup of sand (or give a pig a pancake) he will ask for more. Lawl.

gtfawjkjg
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Nomad

I would put my finger in the sand and try a bit for myself.

Kalb789
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Kalb789
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Baron

Mix them together for easy eating,

Holden012
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Holden012
1,989 posts
Nomad

A since he likes sand so much give him more!

knight_34
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knight_34
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Farmer

x) Give him a bottle of water, and call emergency services.

gtfawjkjg
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gtfawjkjg
1,126 posts
Nomad

Ask him if he is drunk.

KFK
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KFK
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Nomad

Give him some mud instead, I think thats easier to swallow. Or if he's just lying still on the sand. Do as Saving said and poke him and then (if he's alive/responds) get the hell out of there.

Galleonfleet
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Galleonfleet
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Nomad

I would offer him the whole beach.

KFK
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KFK
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Nomad

I would offer him the whole beach.


Wow, the owner of the beach will get really mad, or he will be like "Am I hallucinating or wtf has happened here?".
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I would fill his mouth with more sand until he suffocates from the sand.

tomertheking
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tomertheking
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Jester

I would run run run away

bacobit
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bacobit
1,671 posts
Nomad

I would say "Really!" and start eating sand as well.

Keyara
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Keyara
370 posts
Nomad

I would give him more sand and would have to try it myself.

Nater
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Nater
1,294 posts
Nomad

A and B Both! Yay!

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