This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I hold the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch and count to 5 (3, sir), uh 3. I throw the grenade and you get blown to little bits "in thy mercy, amen". OF COURSE I KNEW THAT!