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a volcano erupts from under the hill and it becomes a lava guyser and i fly in being made of radiation i radiate epic no changeing that fact then i float above the guyser


my lava guyser and island whitch is now only 99 miles away whitch isint godmobbing because that is a real distance on the earth so haaaaaaa

I slap you and walk up the hill.

My Hill.

This isn't skyrim, so I just pull the arrow from my knee, just in time to mutate from the radiation. Not what you expected, Pokemon? Hmmm? After cannibalizing him, I grab a bucket of water and use Minecraft physics to turn the lava geyser (not guyser!) into obsidian. I then build three houses on it-one for me, one for MagicTree, and one for OctoCan. Yes, on sale for 999.95! He can do anything!
[b]My Obsidian Hill, along with MagicTree and Octo's. We share. Because sharing is caring

Yay! Thanks, bro! Then I get OctoCan to build up our defenses with a giant diamond wall, lava moat, etc. And then we launch ArmyOctos to defend our hill. Then me and theEPICgameKING go on the interwebs and play AG.

My, theEpicgameKING's and OctoCan's Hill, still. It rhymes!

well i explode out of epic and then i freeze epic and magic so the cant do anything and then i turn the hill into quicksand with obisian around the edges so it wont colapse then iepic and magic sink in it and when they are complealty in it i turn the hill to lava thuse killing epic and magic then i turn the lava to ice then eject my island into space my ice hill and island witch is on the moon now cause i put it there

Pokemon's grammar and spelling fails so hard, the Grammar Gestapo brutally murder him! JK! They do something worse...send him to SUMMER SCHOOL to remediate english class! With a yardstick-wielding nun to teach him.

Back on the OctoHill, I claim it in the name of Clan OctoCan, I obtain 10 points for using OctoCan. Maybe another 10 for successfully hoding this hill. Even more for teaming up with Magic? I then open a can of OctoBuilder and have him construct a magnificent, floating palace. Cause we're still in MC physics.

[b]Clan OctoCan's hill, everyone with proper grammar and spelling welcome! Get a free can of OctoCan with purchase of house![b]

Team hills are borderline godmodding, so I report the team hill to the mods, who ban all owners. I then go to a new hill and take it.

My Hill, and the OctoCan hill no longer exists due to moderation.

I digitize myself and search for the legendary hacking tool: The Unban Crowbar. Finding it after a long and painful journey, I engage in epic battle with the AG mods! The site goes down for weeks! Finally, I emerge victorious, now SUPREME KING OF ALL THE ARMOR KINGDOM! Clan OctoCan is declared supreme clan, and are outfitted with the best equipment and privileges. Patrick, on King Epic's mercy, is spared, and exiled from the hill instead of being killed. the Clan builds a magnificent kingdom on top of that hill.

Clan OctoCan's Hill Kingdom.

The admins detect the hacking attempt and IP ban you, so OctoCan is not restored.

My hill

I install an IP spoofer to evade the IP ban, and re-attempt the hacking, this time succeeding and establishing the above kingdom.

Clan OctoCan's hill kingdom. I'm just doing the whole clan thing for points anyway.

I drop a nuclear bomb on all of you.

[b]MY HILL

( EPIC, you'll get more points if you mention OctoCan a little less spam-ily)

I politely ask you to leave the hill and you do. I then climb up the hill.

MY MAGICAL UNICORN-I mean, My Hill

I create a time machine and prevent you all from being born my hill

(Righto, magic tree.)
My ancestors kick ForNoReason's butt for trying to kill/castrate them, and claim the hill legally, writing up a deed of ownership for it.
Back in the present, I show MagicTree the deed, and escort him off MY HILL

You post to much using the Hill's free Wi-fi. I put a password on it and you go to McD's.

MY HILL