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I tell you that this hill is also the graveyard to many wolves before I stab you with my sword.

My Hill.

Your master comes and finds you dallying on a hill. He then whips you many times and tells you to go to the stocks.

My Hill

I create a black hole that destroys everything, then I create a wormhole to transport that black hole into a different space. I then recreate the Earth, including the hill.

My Hill.

I bring back the black hole and it sucks you in.

My Hill

I use the wormhole to transport you into the core of the sun.

My Hill.

I come back unharmed and kick you.

My Hill

I tell the One Above All to make sure you never existed.

My Hill.

I tell him to recreate me and erase you from existence.

My Hill

I poke holes in your logic by pointing out that how is it possible that you told him to recreate yourself if you've never existed?

My Hill.

I slap you.

My Hill

I kick you in the stomach.

My Hill.

I punch you in the face.

My Hill

I perform a German-suplex on you.

I intimidate you.

My Hill

I hope out of a bush while holding a cake and say, "Surprise!"

While you were distracted because you thought it was your birthday, I threw you into the Grand Canyon.

My Hill.