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MY HILL

I traded cookies and toilet paper and biscuits for the Hill

My Hill

I cut a tree and it falls on you.

My Hill.

Mother nature is now trying to kill you because you chopped down one of her trees. Mother nature throws a rock at you. I walk up and take the hill.

My Hill

Mother nature changed her mind
She threw a rock on you too
My Hill

Mother nature also threw a rock at you.

My Hill

Mother Nature gives you your time of the month

My bloody hill

(check out that mother effin pun)

I called Mr Draculas Son
He sucked the blood from the Hill
And then he sucked the blood from you
Then I started to pay him for not to suck my blood

My Clean Hill

Father Time doesn't like your pun. He turns you into a baby. I walk up the hill and put you up for adoption

My Baby Hill.

You get hit in the head by a falling boulder, you die and your body becomes nutrients. I eat the grass that contains you.

My hill.

You eat so much grass that the hill becomes barren and you are extremely obese. I roll you down the hill.

My barren hill.

It was a trap! You were rolling my cousin Johnny down the hill, I come up behind you and stab you to death!

My hill.

It was actually Johnny in a knight suit trying to roll me down the hill, until you went up and stabbed him for no reason. I use this time to get on a weight-loss program and come back to find you stabbing Johnny's dead corpse. I push you down the hill.

My Hill.

I pushed you because you were pushing him .
After you fell from my weak push , I went down to dead Johnny .
I payed the Death so Death would bring Johnny to life .
Now , Johnny is on my side now !
Muahahahaahaa !

My Hill and Johnny's .

I get an army of wolves and they kill you and Johnny.

My Hill