This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
You take some time to get to the time machine.Till then,I warn Chuck Norris to destroy the time machine and he will not diappear.Then I take a cloning machine and clone Chuck Norris,making his 10 clones...Just in case...Then Chuck Norris kicks you and off you go to Egypt.Now,the clones are prepared for another attack.
I walk past the Egyptian deity's because they are fake #imachristan they cannot touch me and then smash the machine and it starts raining I then stab you in the neck smash the staff and summon enderbrine to guard the hill MY HILL
You reach absolute zero in seconds because there are no stars or heat sources. I debug the game (allowing myself to enter), then upload a virus which erases you from AG's servers. I then create a starship (dreadnought class) and break the hill into protons, reconstructing it as a single, almost indestructible block. I also shrink a planet into a bullet and load it into a railgun which I will use to kill anyone who tries to take my "hill". My invincible space brick
you end up ripping a hole in the fabric of the universe because shrinking doesn't work on atoms and shrinking something would push the atoms too close together
when the universe is destroyed I summon a new one with a new hill and protect it in glitch walls disintegrating anything that touches it
I debug your glitch walls and summon some real Glitch. As in, robot knight Glitch. Anyway, I science you dead and then I shrink a planet to the size of a bullet (yes, that does work. Neutron stars, I tell you), load it into a railgun and get ready to shoot the next fool who attacks. I have an unlimited supply of food, water and other necessary amenities for my survival (shut up, I scienced) and have a clone of me using another planet-gun, so we can sleep in shifts. My. Hill.
.jar is a compressed file archive format, like .zip, you fool! OPENING FILE HILLCLAIM.JAR EXECUTING PROGRAM HILLCLAIM.EXE DELETING PROGRAM NEUROTOXIN.EXE PLACING ENTITY "POKEMONROCKS126" IN SUPERMAX.JAR FILE "SUPERMAX.JAR" IS NOW PASSWORD-PROTECTED FILE "SUPERMAX.JAR" HAS BEEN MOVED TO REMOVABLE DISK DRIVE E: DISK DRIVE REMOVED Oh, and MY HILL
restoring file supermax.jar hacking supermax.jar supermax.jar successfully hacked activating program virusrevenge.exe virus successfully deployed on nerd and snag restoring program neurotoxin.exe protecting program neurotoxin.exe protecting entity pokemonrocks126 running program hillclaim.exe protecting program hillclaim.exe
BTW since i was so kind when you time traveled you still lived due to a heat absorbent material that redirects heat into the particles that eventually came to be chuck norris. you are billions of years in the past as scientists said
