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I make a sandwich you can't resist and you begin to eat the sandwich. It's a long sandwich, so it takes you a long time to eat it. You are vulnerable when you eat a sandwich, leaving the hill undefended.

My Hill.

FIRE BALL!!!
MY BURNING HILL

I disprove the possibility that you can summon fireballs out of thin air. Demoralized and embarrased, you give up the hill. My Hill

I fire multiple burning balls at you, sending you running off the hill.\\

My Hill!

I extinguish the balls and launch them toward you at light speed using future technology, Then claim the hill.

My Hill!

The future technology backfires on you, as you have no idea how to work it. The explosion destroys the hill, so I build a new hill.

My hill

I build a bigger better fail safe titanium hill next to yours and my hill throws you hill in a gigantic trash pail
MY BIGGER BETTER FAIL SAFE TITANIUM HILL

I simply walk up to you and flick you in the ear, causing you to wince, taking advantage of this I punch you in the throat, thus killing you. I then plant my flag on your hill making it mine.

I call 911 and the cops arrest you for murder. I disguise myself as a police officer, and wrap yellow tape around the hill, and take ownership of it to investigate the crime scene.
My Hill.

loading program orbitallasers.exe
loading program nerotoxin.exe
loading program hillclaim.exe

my hill

Program hillclaim.exe has stopped working.
Crickster has hacked the system.
it is now his hill
MY HILL

Load program Reboot.exe
Program loaded
Load program deletealldata.exe

I then destroy all the computers.
My hill.

Crickster: Pinkie that hill has a &quoterfect penguin on it" and you should go and deal with him.
Pinkie: okey loki doki
[b]MY HILL/[b]

Snag: Here, have a cupcake.
Pinkie: Thanks.
Snag: Well, back to guarding my hill.
My hill

KA*MASSIVE EXPLOSION*

MY HILL