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I collect my ray gun mark II and blast you into town.

My Hill!

I collect the Zeus Cannon and blow you into the heavens.

My Hill

I collect a sting ray and blow you into a small monastery by the beach in Port Hallipsquay, Spain.

¡My Hill!

I send a couple of loan sharks to chase after you.

My Hill!

I send you a gift of souls. You leave with the bribe.

My hill

I recommend you to play Shining Soul II. You're so addicted playing it, that you don't realise that I have conquered the hill and made it into a Penguin Meeting Point where penguins from all over the world come to talk and hang out.

My Hill! (Almost forgot to write that)

I recommend you to play count to 100, making you way too addicted to realize I was moving you away from the hill.

My Hill.

You are already addicted to many things. I move the hill from under you. (There is a reason my armatar is a ninja!)

My hill

I blast the hill in outer space and turn it into a mining station.

My Hill!

I borrow the penguin from How to Fly, and gain entry to the station. I use a giant slingshot, shoot back to earth cartoon style, and land with a soft *thud*

My hill

I throw rocks at you from the mining station.

My Hill.

I bury the mining station, killing you all.

My hill.

I create a time rift and create many universes, (the time rift being so you die from age)

M Y H I L L ( S ) !

I close the time rift but not before kicking you into it.

MY Hill!

I steal the hill from under you and replace it with lava.

MY HILL!