This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
You lead them like the cruel tyrant you are,and they realize you cant be their leader.I return,and all the draconians obey my commands and defeat you.
I make a new holiday called "Liberation form Evil" day,in which we celebrate your execution.
Get together a group of highly skilled assassins to poison the water, then when they are weak, set a disease upon them. When most are dying and the rest too sick to fight, a group of skilled fighters will join the assassins, to take out any resistance. Pile up the all the bodies from previous fights to make a wall. Behind that, take down all the houses and use all available material to build a second, stronger wall behind that. Set up small parties outside the wall, where they can inform the inside of attack, who will in turn signal an army hiding in the trees to come out from the rear to attack the invading force.
The emergency forces do it again,slowly retaking my land.I manage to convert some of your assasins and soldiers,and we strike from the heart of your empire.My army raises a battle cry,and take over.The other people leave,and the draconians repopulate,restoring the old fortifications and destroying the new ones.A sage draconian cleans the poisoned water.
Who said the assassins were still in the city? They scaled the wall, met up with the main force. With the draconians dead, you were easy to beat. Full on assault. Easy conquer.
I am the commander,and i am not easily killed like that.I single-handedly kill the assasins and my army storms the fortress,slaying any foe we come across.
My soldiers fortify the fortress even more,making it more of a castle than a fort. MINE BRO
All of my weapons were infused with poison that makes the victim crazy. While the whole castle is brimming with insanity, i slip more assassins in. After letting it brew for a while, my assassins open the gate, masked by the sounds of screaming. Highly skilled Dragon Riders (like Eragon) come in and take over.
My sages heal the poison,and the few unaffected fight off the assasinds.THe dragoriders also ally with me,mentioning your "discrimination aganst dragonlike creatures".