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Roflcopter attack. nuff said.

MY HILL w/ patrolling roflcopter

God modding powers!

Once again, I wasn't actually there as I was controlling an android with my likeness.

*orders nuclear ICBM strike on the hill*

With the hill and all its current inhabitants wiped clean, I declare a towering mountain as the new hill.

My hill.

During the nukes, I hid inside a bomb shelter, and I walked out and I extended my massive jaw and devoured you.

My Hill!

I wasn't anywhere near the hill during the strike. You devoured another android of mine. Realizing you hadn't killed me you rush to the new hill. You are shot on sight by an angry hobo and a dozen hungry lions devour you while you lay unconscious.

Still my hill.

As I am being devoured by lions, I commence the self destruct sequence again, completely destroying the already barren planet. Just before that, I send my children off to another planet that sustained life, and to construct a new hill.

My Children's hill!

sephiroth: *uses heartless angel decend and causes everyone to be left with 1hp and no way to heal, then uses his reaction to own everyone*

me: *uses "block" to dodge the reaction*

SEPHIROTH'S HILL!

also sephiroth's blade is 14 foot right now.

i will snip u all.
MY HILL

To bad my children are ninja's, and they roundhouse kick you from a mile away.

My Children's Hill!

But I tell them that their adopted and they run away crying.
My Hill

I summon a Solar Groudon to the planet to eat you. The ones he doesn't eat, he dries out from the inside with epic solar powers...

Solar Groudon's Hill

But I block the sun using the fattest man on earth and your Solar Groundon's dies
Me and the fattest man on earth Hill

I push him off and he crushes you in the process.
My Hill

I roll teh fat guy over you while I try to re-construct Earth.

My Hill

Earth Re-Construction: 12%

My children summon me back from the dead. Then we roundhouse kick everyone.

Me and My Children's Hill!

i shoot dap and all his kids with water guns and watch as they melt away and then i put up EVEN MORE turrets and another for rent sign($400 per month)