This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill" Starting....NOW!
I quickly jump into the time machine and travel back in time until The "rule" of cptbignuts and silently sneak behind him, kick him down and sleep too. All of this while I maintain my anti-everything shield. HA!!!MY PROTECTED HILL!!!!
Well i deactivate your sheild then kill you with my UBER FISTS OF DOOM. Then i take some coffee and watch you how you fly to Japan. I also make a coffee shop.Dont kill me because i will sell you coffee.
I get angry that my time machine is broken and I turn into Hulk. Then, I swim to the hill (wherever it is) and pound your coffee shop into the ground. Since you used toxic chemicals to boost your coffee production, they all seep into the hill.
I ressurect as a ghost and find a person that looks almost like me. Then I take his body and return to the hill. I make a tower on the hill with lots of creepy, toxic dungeons. Then I invite you to serve coffee in my tower and rule the hill with me.
Under my order my best designers and carpenters go to Razerules' coffee shop and remodel it making it HUMONGOUS and not only a coffee shop but a multi-functional mall. Then we expand our territory and make it a ginormous city with my anti-everything shield as protection.