Sarge: Don't be rediculous Simmons! These are the Robot Vaccuum Smart Phones! You see, the answer to today's overabundance of technology isn't fewer useless gadgets...It's more useless features and fewer useable gadgets.
Simmons: What?
Sarge: And of course it plays MP3's. Everything's gotta play MP3's. Except your MP3 player, which now plays MP4's because everybody knows that MP3's are a dead technology