What are the worst opening lines you have ever heard of or what is the worst someone said to you?
For example: If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Or: When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floorâ¦so Iâm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
i remember when a loved one died from a long life strain of malaria one kid at school who can be insensitive said after hearing what he died from "he deserved it after having too much sex." i punched him soo hard he fell onto his knees and i yelled at his face "You dont get malaria from sex you dumbf***. thats AIDS. he got malaria from when he fought in Papua New Guinea in WW2. so next time show some respect". i realised afterwards that he had made a mistake and i apologized getting away with the punch as i was grieving but he had deserved it with all the insensitive comments he has said. he might be overdue for another one too...
You know, those lines really look well suited to go here.
Yep. Too bad the last post on that thread was in October of 2009... Kinda like having a new thread instead of getting it locked for being necro'd. But good advice all the same.
Isn't always true. As long as the topic's been revived for a good reason, it can live. Eh, though mostly we see useless posts which bring back two year old.
Ow sorry, i didn't new there was already a topic about it, i looked in the first 7 pages or so, but i couldn't find a topic, so i thought there wasn't one:P
And yea they're supposed to be horrible, that's why the topic is called worst opening lines ever
