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I am king of the hill

I shot him with a dinosaur.

i came back and shot TheAKGuy with a .357Magnum and blew his head off.

My dino ate you.

My B-52 carpet bombs the hill killing u and allowing me to take the hill

My Hornets (plane, not inscect) shoot down your B-52 and I send in 5 special ops squad and a SAM installation, also 5 M-1 Abrams tanks. I use the Hornets to patrol the area, and I set up a minefield. I put up a Bunker with some Rocket Artillery in the Bunker. (Note: Thunder look at colnist war!)

I'm the random purple person with pink unicorn armor running around

I send in 10 F-22 raptors u never see them coming I am king of the hill.

Javelin!

I send in supersonic Stealth Bombers and Advanced Fighters, I also send in aircraft carriers, destroyers, cruisers, and a task landing force of 16,000,000. So HA!

redeploy 50 troops and dispatch 1 ac-130 with harrier support

I prepose an alliance with Thunder.

i Call chuck norris for help, but unfortunately he roundhouse kicks the air so hard it explodes and now the hill looks more like a hole...
or at least that would be funny..

I call in Chuck AND Bruce Lee so nuceular explosion!!!!

I through a sock at Chuck and Bruce lee and they run away!