First, ad regulations. You can't put obcenely offensive things. (Like, {name] [censored] a dog) Oh, and after the presidental win, I will abondon this topic when the votes are tallied up. I will create another topic once Mr. Pres has had his turn. Also, after the Win, in Forum Games the winner has to do an inauguation speech....
Don't make another topic because they will be merged anyway. Spam = double plus bad. You continue to bump because you truly haven't found someone worthy to be president.