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TheAKGuy
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Here on DTJ, you must complete a job. Layout:

Job:
Progress:
Effects:
List of Players:
Status:
Helpful info:
Description:
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Let's start with a reconized forum-game starter. A tank destroying job.

Job: Destroy the Tank!
Progress: M-21 Abrams Tank, 250/250
Effects: New: 50% more chance of killing you: 5 turns, Conscript: Gets 50% more damage: 5 turns
List Of Players: N/A
Status: Waiting
Helpful info: The Back is the weakest part of a tank!
Description: An M-21 Abrams Main Battle Tank.

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TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
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Job: Go to the Job Getting point
Progress: 1000/1000 mi.
Effects: N/A
List of Players: Kylelolcat, Tomer, Pur Evil
Status: N/A
Helpful info: N/A
Description: Get to the job getting point.


Kind of quick, but you make it to the point!


Another Job:
Job: Kill the Man and 2 guards.
Progress: Man, 50/50, Guard, 150/150, Guard, 150/150
Effects: N/A
List of Players: N/A
Status: Guarding the Man
Helpful info: Man and Guards can only be pushed so far.
Description: The guards are equipped with knives, and Glocks. Man is equipped with an assault rifle and grenades.

ChillzMaster
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ChillzMaster
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Applies satchels to surrounding buildings and sets them off, hoping to crush the men under the rubble

tomertheking
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tomertheking
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I drop a bomb on them before the satchels are set off, so that they are even nearer to the crushing wall when the sachels are set off.

SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
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i purchase a Sniper Rifle and snipe the man, using the confusion afterwards to snipe another.

TheAKGuy
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Another Job:
Job: Kill the Man and 2 guards.
Progress: Man, 50/50, Guard, 150/150, Guard, 150/150
Effects: N/A
List of Players: Chillz, Dead, 3 updates, Tomer, in plane, Sir Noob, holding a sniper
Status: Guarding the Man
Helpful info: Man and Guards can only be pushed so far. Man and Guards are smart.
Description: The guards are equipped with knives, and Glocks. Man is equipped with an assault rifle and grenades.

@Chillz: Man sees you and shoots you...

@Tomer: They run...

@Sir Noobalot: They see the glint off your sniper and shoot you, thank god you're on a roof, and they miss.


Remember: Man can only be pushed so far...

SirNoobalot
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fine i try it again, with an opaque, non-shining paint and camouflage, and from an unoccupied vehicle far down the street.

SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
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[i] with tinted windows and an unremarkable car, with a hole in the windshield to shoot through.

Kylelolcat
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Are we allowed collateral damage?

If so, I use C4 to detonate the floor below them.

If not, I stealth in and take them out with a silenced 10mm pistol.

TheAKGuy
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Another Job:
Job: Kill the Man and 2 guards.
Progress: Man, 50/50, Guard, 150/150, Guard, 150/150
Effects: N/A
List of Players: Chillz, Dead, 2 updates, Tomer, in plane, Sir Noob, holding a sniper, Kylelolcat, alive
Status: Guarding the Man
Helpful info: Man and Guards can only be pushed so far. Man and Guards are smart.
Description: The guards are equipped with knives, and Glocks. Man is equipped with an assault rifle and grenades.

@Sir Noobalot: You get stunned, (The equipment was faulty) and you don't do anything.

@Kylelolcat: They see the C4 and run like banshees.


REMEMBER: MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR!

SirNoobalot
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i clean the rifle, get a non-faulty round, and try again.

Kylelolcat
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I think that TheAKGuy has already pushed too far.

While they're running like scolded cats (Bansees don't run, they SCREEEAM!), I use a concussive sniper round to push them too far.

TheAKGuy
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TheAKGuy
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Another Job:
Job: Kill the Man and 2 guards.
Progress: Man, 0/50, Guard, 0/150, Guard, 0/150
Effects: N/A
List of Players: Chillz, Dead, 1 updates, Tomer, in plane, Sir Noob, holding a sniper, Kylelolcat, alive
Status: Guarding the Man
Helpful info: Man and Guards can only be pushed so far. Man and Guards are smart.
Description: The guards are equipped with knives, and Glocks. Man is equipped with an assault rifle and grenades.


KINDA TOOK IT LITERALLY :P BUT YOU PUSH THEM TO THE C-4, AND THE FLOOR ESPLODES! THEY THEN GET EATEN BY A GIANT LOLCAT! Nice job Kyle. 10/10!




Real Job: (Not kidding kid, buckle up.)
Job: Destroy the ZPCI squad! (Yes, this is from Sonny.)
Progress: ZPCI Elite, 1300/1300, Elite Medic, 750/750, Elite Sniper, 750/750
List of Players: N/A
Status: Getting ready to kill
Effects: N/A
Helpful Info: None. These guys are out to KILL you.
Description: This is based off of Sonny, not Sonny 2. (Note: You have to use moves from Sonny or Sonny 2!)

SirNoobalot
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ok wtf??? i don't know sonny moves off the top of my head -.-

TheAKGuy
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Real Job: (Not kidding kid, buckle up.)
Job: Destroy the ZPCI squad! (Yes, this is from Sonny.)
Progress: ZPCI Elite, 1300/1300, Elite Medic, 750/750, Elite Sniper, 750/750
List of Players: Sir Noobalot, Dead, (3 turns)
Status: Reloading, 100% more damage, strike now!
Effects: N/A
Helpful Info: None. These guys are out to KILL you.
Description: This is based off of Sonny, not Sonny 2. (Note: You have to use moves from Sonny or Sonny)

@Sir Noobalot: Krin orders them to shoot you because, well, you haven't played Sonny!

SirNoobalot
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no, i have played Sonny, actually both of them, i just don't remember Sonny moves off the top of my head!

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