So this is a story I am writing It will get insane... It is written in play format I will try to add on at least once a week
Narrator: This is a story in which the people have strange names (we begin with only I, You and quickly add more people like Me, He, She, We, and They). The people have difficulty talking to each. Forget about grammar while you read this story. Now Enjoy. (this story is made spontaneously on the spot in less then an hour for each part)
PART 1 I:Hello my name is I. You: And my name is you Together: Our only thought is to entertain you I: Hey Together! You aren't supposed to be here! You belong much later in the story. You: Why does Only want to entertain me? I why are you so mean to me? I hate you! I mean...I hate I! Narrator: (there is a knock at the door. I answers it Together leaves) Me: Hello You, I. It is nice to meet you... and I. Me couldn't help but overhear your conversation, and I have to say that I is not mean to me I: I don't have to say that I am not mean to you You: ...ummm....You believes that I meant to say me at the end of the sentence not you because I is mean to you! I: Yes I meant to say me. I is not mean to you. I couldn't even hurt a fly. Fly: bzzzz Narrator: (I kills fly) Me: Me thinks you said you couldn't hurt a fly. You: I never said that. I: You just said âthatâ hahaha! Me: What??? Me meant I said you couldn't hurt a fly. I: Yes I said that. What are you trying to say? You: I am not trying to say anything... I: You know what I meant...you...I was talking to me! Me: I am trying to say that you are a lier! I: No I am not trying to say that. You: I am not lier! I: No I am not a not lier. Me: Yes you are...wait... You: No you is not a lier. I is though. Me: That is what me is trying to say! Thank you...you. You:Your welcome. Well is is past my bedtime so goodnight I and Me. Me: Use correct grammar...please...it is Me and I, not I and Me. Goodnight Narrator: (you leaves) I: I think it is time we all go to bed. Narrator: (Everyone leaves)
PART 2 We comes in Narrator: In a galaxy far far away there was a crazy person writing crazy stories about crazy people that go to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before. (I wakes up and looks at Narrator in the corner) I:Who are you? Narrator: I am Narrator...and if you dare make another joke about what I said like, I am not Narrator ...I will delete you from the story completely! I:So if I make a joke...Narrator destroys you...why? Narrator (Sigh...at least he did not mean to make a joke...) Let us get on with the story, shall we? We: (comes out of nowhere) Yes lets. I:Whoa! How did you get here!? You: (wakes up speech still slurred from being half asleep) Youwasherewholenight...(yawns)...Inoremembers??? I: What do you mean âYou washer ew hole night ...... I nore membersâ??? We: We thinks he meant to say Your washer was here the whole night. Is I a snore club member? I:No I am not a member of a snore club. Me: (wakes up) Hello...I, You, and We. Me wanted to say hello everybody but I see Everybody is not here. Narrator: (same time as I speaks, see next line for what I says) Don't comment I! I:Yes I see that everybody is not here. Narrator: (sigh) Tell me again why I started this. I:What did I start? Narrator: Nothing. Shut up and go away. I:Why this is my home!? Narrator: Mr. Narrator is your master. Do as he says or pay the consequence (Of not having any plot) I;He isn't here today. But we do have a We! We: Don't you mean...err Don't I mean We have a Wii? Narrator: (Destroys house) Now Go! It is your Destiny to leave this place and meat the world head on! You...meaning all of you not just You...have faced the mighty wrath of the keyboard on which I write this story...Err Narrator means to say that all of you have faced the mighty wrath of my incredible fists of fury! I, We, Me, You: (together) Fine we'll(or in the case of you it is You'll, in the case of I it is I'll, in the case of Me it is Me'll) go now... I: I still don't understand how We got into my house....oh well. It isn't like it matters at all. My house is your house... Narrator: (Luckily for I, My and Your are still far ahead on their adventure to I Don't Know Where Land...All I know is that they will come across them eventually.) Stay Tuned for next time! He and She come in
